(NOT) Very Important
You may have read my other punny post. Now, this is a new one. It was triggered by this message:
“1. A woman lived in Paris, and she was told that her husband had died. She went crazy, and threw herself in the river. She was declared In Seine. 2. Why is an elephant big, grey, and rough? Because if he was small, white and smooth, he would be a asprin tablet. 3. Why did the seagull not want to fly over the bay? Because if it did, it would be a bay gull. (if you don’t get it, read it aloud.) 4. A woman lived in Egypt. She was informed her husband had died in the war, and she couldn’t believe it. Eventually she threw herself in the river. She was in denial. (again, try reading it out loud)
I will have more when I am able to check my email, as I got an email full of puns.”
Now it’s my turn!
1. A hated Greek architect was known to be such a jerk, that people called him a “Doric”.
2. Why did the calendar walk forward? Because it was March Fourth.
3. Why do knights read so much? They have many pages.
4. Why did the Egyptian hold his nose? Something Sphynx.
5.What did the singername his son? Mike.
Make like a drum and beat that!
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Hello again.
1. What does erosion do when it needs stuff? It goes to the bank.
2. Did you hear about the short fortune teller who escaped from prison? She was a small medium at large.
3. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
To be able to write these puns, I need the help of my staff. Here are some of their names, along with their positions:
Russian chauffeur: Picov Andropov
Second shift meteorologist: Clou deovernite
Dating consultant: Anny van wildew
More later!Now I will make like a tree and leaf.
Hello!
A few more, to make up for my dismal performance:
1. I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. I for got how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
3. A man manufactured suits. You could say he had a vested interest in his product.
4. Police were called to a daycare where a child was resisting a rest.
Now make like a banana and split!
Who is Noah Vosen??????????……………