New Puns - by AARON
Dear Readers,
Noah Vosen has done it again! (You can see his hilarious comments on my last pun post.
Here is mine:
1.Why did the geologist go to the concert? He rocked!
2.Why did the dino have a heat pack? His legs were saur.
3.What has e in the front, e in the back and only one letter? An envelope.
4.How does a dog with no nose smell? Horrible.
5.Two peanuts we
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Hello again, fellow punster.
1. A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the mercedes bends.
2.The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
3. When clocks are hungry they go back four seconds.
4. to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. What’s the definition of a will? (Its a dead giveaway)
6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
7. Russia was slow to recover after world war II because it kept Stalin. (try reading it aloud)
and, one of my favorites of all time:
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.
Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?
Because if they where small white and smooth it would be an aspirin.
fun!
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