Dear Readers,

I’m sorry to rite you again, but, I just found this:

“Hello again, fellow punster.

1. A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the mercedes bends.
2.The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
3. When clocks are hungry they go back four seconds.
4. to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. What’s the definition of a will? (Its a dead giveaway)
6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
7. Russia was slow to recover after world war II because it kept Stalin. (try reading it aloud)
and, one of my favorites of all time:
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.”

Yes, yes, he’s struck back.

So:

1. How’d the person who worked in the vegetable garden look? Radishing.

2. What do you call a drummer who insists as using his head for an instrument? A concusionist.

3. Which political party supports toupees? The Whigs are stupid.

4.Why’d The Maya’s stop writing? Their pen ran out of Inca.

5. How did the man destroy the acid factory? Basically not. P.S. PUNS ARE STUPID!!!