Newest Puns yet!
Dear Readers,
Noah Vosen has wrote back again!
“Ah, finally. I was wondering when you would post again.
1. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
2. When he kicked the invoice, it didn’t mean he wanted to foot the bill.
3. How do you neutralize an acid-encrusted sword? You get a basic sword.
4. Getting into heaven is a blessing in de skies.
5. I can’t recall the last time I went running, but I am jogging my memory .
6. During the rainy season I laid out large books for guests to wipe their feet on. These are tomes that dry mens soles.
7. My rechargable batteries are revolting.”
My turn:
1. What do you sall shoes made out of periodiacals? Magazines (Moccasins)
2. How’d the guy smell after he told a bad joke? He had a pungent odor.
3. What song to sing to a female sheep on her birthday? ‘Happy birthday to Ewe!’
4. Which rock goes well with lemons? Limestone.
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AHHHH!!!! BISCOTTI!!!!!
Hello again,
1. Making a film about dictators requires a tsar-studded cast
2. The golfer guessed his ball landed 20 yards off the green. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
3. Changing a tire on a highway is a wrenching experience.
4. I knew a woman who turned into a deer at the full moon. She was a weredoe.
5. For a while, Houdini used trapdoors during his performances. But he was just going through a stage.
See you later.