Newer than the ‘Newest Puns’ Puns!
Dear Reader,
Noah Vosen has struck back yet again. It’s true! Here is what he wrote:
“1. Making a film about dictators requires a tsar-studded cast
2. The golfer guessed his ball landed 20 yards off the green. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
3. Changing a tire on a highway is a wrenching experience.
4. I knew a woman who turned into a deer at the full moon. She was a weredoe.
5. For a while, Houdini used trapdoors during his performances. But he was just going through a stage.
See you later.”
Now again it is my turn!
1. What do you call a person obsessed with pronunciation? A phonatic!
2. How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? WHO WANTS TO KNOW?!!!!
3: Why can’t a woman rely on her male sibling for help? Because he can’t be a brother and assist her. (Try reading it out loud)
4. How did the addition of a tree make the house’s appearance look better? It really spruced things up.
5. How did thunder slim the person down? It caused some lightening.
Aaron.
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Hopefully pun wars will continue while you are on break!
I will return tomorrow. I am really tired right now.
Sory about the delay.
1. If you spend too much time at the coffee shop you will be latte for work.
2. In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.
3. During an earthquaque in california, a bank went into default.
4. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
5. Marxists drink imitation tea because proper tea is theft. (ouch)
6. A man removed the lid from his pen, therefore decapitating it. (sorry about that one)
Your move!