Newer than the ‘newer than the ‘newest puns’ puns’ puns (Panting)

Aaron's Antics, Puns — Aaron on April 2, 2008 at 10:04 am

Dear Readers,

Yes Noah Vosen has wrote back AGAIN!!!

“1. If you spend too much time at the coffee shop you will be latte for work.
2. In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.
3. During an earthquaque in california, a bank went into default.
4. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
5. Marxists drink imitation tea because proper tea is theft. (ouch)
6. A man removed the lid from his pen, therefore decapitating it. (sorry about that one)

Your move!”

I’ll take you up on that offer, Noah!

1. What do you call a phalanx of cloth made by esty? Polyester.

2. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch!

Yes, I’m tired today. I’ll get you yet Noah!

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