Pun: Why did the cow like the intricately twisted thing on which grapes grow? It was a bow-vine.

Pun: What type of key hates thanksgiving? The turKEY.

Why did the geologist go to the concert? He rocked!

2.Why did the dino have a heat pack? His legs were saur.

3.What has e in the front, e in the back and only one letter? An envelope.

4.How does a dog with no nose smell? Horrible.