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 CHAPTER I

There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “What? What was that last one?” He responded to himself: “I thought I said, ‘There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started:” The book responded, “Well. How did it start?” The man said, “Oh. Um… your’e just suposed to push it off to the next person.” The book said “O.K. There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It began: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started, “The End.”"”"”"”"”"”"”"

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