This post never happened. I never told you the following:

I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.

I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.

We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.

We soon will launch an attack on many posts.

Moo ha ha and Goodbye,

Agent 7(etc…)