Readers, I have a new name that I am being publically displayed as. Aaron Theoffice-Lover. This is my official name, temporarily. But seeing that I have nothing to tell you, I will tell you all of my aliases so far. There’s:

Aaron (Duh!) This is for my most rational comments. Michael Jackson. I only used him twice, at the very beginning. Silence Dogood. For all you history buff’s out there this is a joke. Benjamin Franklin at age 15 wrote to his brother’s newspaper 14 letters, all signed by Silence Dogood. (Fun Fact: Eventually his brother, James Franklin, found out and exposed Ben with a letter from “Hugo Grim”). Tom (at “tom@aol.com). He is not real. Get over it. A. Pearson. Firstly, who signs a comment like the author would for a book? Also, it sounds like “a person”. Ha-ha. Scott Schrute. An office joke! Last names of two main characters (Michael Scott, and Dwight Schrute.) Amanda Hugginkiss. I demand a hug and kiss (Classic Bart Simpson). Frankie is real. He is my cousin. Both Michael and Michael Gary Scott are the same person. Main character of the office (again). Toby Flenderson, a depressed HR rep from the Office (again!) who Michael Gary Scott (Yes, again!!!) hates.

Wow. Knock those out, and all the ones from Joe, Flannery, Winnie, Andrew, and Sam (and others from Art Stars) and you get a whopping 4 real comments.

Once again Wow.

Now for my features.

Pun: What did the feline animal do on the golf course? CATty.

Trivia: What does “trampoline” mean in Spanish?

Aaron

Answer: Diving board.