Dear Readers,

It is snowing on this lovely day in Providence Rhode Island. At first there was a lot of snow, then it really died down. Now it is thicker than before. This might be the storm of the season! Snow is truly beautiful. Snow has many wonderful uses.

Firstly, snow is beautiful. There is a humongous amount of artwork that reflects the snow’s beauty. Secondly, snow is a symbol. Snow (at least ideal snow) is perfectly white. Not too cold, but not watery. Not too fluffy, but not hard as ice. Perfect. What all men strive to be. And both snow and mankind are perfect. Why? Snow is collective, like mankind. You can’t say “I took a snow from the ground.” Well neither can you say, “I am a mankind.” No, no. However, you can refer to a snowflake or a human being. Each of these is different. Each of these is an individual, and different. No two human beings or snowflakes can ever be the same. If they were the same, they would not function. They would have no soul. They would be pointless. All snowflakes are snow, and all humans are mankind, but each is different. Therefore a friendship is a snowball…

I digress.

Thirdly, snow is a source of water for the word. Fun Fact: Snow is ice. Wow. I am so skillful. The point is, snow is ice, and ice is water, therefore, without snow, there would not be water. Interesting… Fourthly, without snow plants would die. I know this seems like a stretch, but, hear me out. In the winter, it is very cold (WOW I AM A GENIUS : ) ). This cold would surely kill the flowers. However, the snow falls down. You you’d think this would kill the flowers, right, I mean, snow is cold. However, when a blanket of snow falls, it acts as just that; a blanket. Think about it. A blanket (not an electric blanket) or even clothes, really, doesn’t make any heat of it’s own, right. Well why do we feel warmer in clothes? Because they trap the heat we already have. Same principal for the flowers. What would happen if there were no plants? We would die in multiple ways. One: We would have no oxygen, and carbon dioxide would kill us through global warming. Two: The herbivore would die, then the predators, then the carnivores and omnivores. That would be scary. Kudos for snow!

I digress (AGAIN!!!)

Fifthly, snowmen would just be men.

My features:

Pun: Why did the cow like the intricately twisted thing on which grapes grow? It was a bow-vine.

Trivia: What was the name of the fort George Washington made in 1755?

Aaron.

Post Script: Answer- Fort Necescity.