This is an ART announcement:
Aaron Kaplan is the new Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land. He has appointed himself as Duke of Post Control. He plans to do absolutely nothing with this position.
Thank you,
Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land, Duke of Post Control,
Aaron Kaplan
(P.S. This is totally fake)
This post never happened. I never told you the following:
I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.
I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.
We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.
We soon will launch an attack on many posts.
Moo ha ha and Goodbye,
Agent 7(etc…)
Yes ladies and gentlemen, the A.R.T. has struck again!
They have ruled the blog and won’t let us write our funny and silly posts! BOO!!!
Luckily, I have protection from the S.T.A.R.Z. organization. (Even if the A.R.T. do save the world from total destruction.) The S.T.A.R.Z. is a great organization to be protected by! Boo A.R.T.!
1. Do not write ANYTHING about our organization unless you are a member of the A.R.T.
2.Do not write any silly or funny posts that are not good for the blog.
3. POST WILL NOT ALLOW COMMENTS IN ORDER OF A.R.T. IF YOU CHANGE IT, YOU WILL HAVE NO PERMISSION TO WRITE A POST FOR THIS BLOG.
4.NO rule 4.
5. A.R.T. will not allow Post to have pins.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Dear Readers,
This blog is existent as you probably have guessed. And guess what else is still existent, the pun wars! YAY!!!
Here is my move in said wars:
1. What do you call a man who jumped off of a red boat in a white shirt into a white river? WET!
THIS POST SHALL NOT CONTINUE ON, IN ORDER OF THE A.R.T.
“(<>. )}^ ~~<>)(^>< ‘:.<^“~ .^<)} ).>^`~ ^<>^ <”‘..}{ >~` A.R.T.
A.R.T. is a very top secret organization, (Not very secret since I just told you.) A.R.T. are the real controllers of this blog. If we don’t like the posts that the art starz members write for the blog… we send spacial agents to stop their stupid post ways. We all so protect the Earth from any danger that would end our world. -Agent 40
TOP SECRET
Agent: 0050
occupation: Blog writer, Art Starz member, movie maker.
Age:13
Born: NOT TO BE TOLD.
Sex: Male
History of AGENT: NOT TO BE TOLD
Works at: A.R.T.
DNA: unknown
Last mission: Making Art Strarz movie, while saving the world. 
