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Art Starz Movies is proud to present…

WATCHING TV!

Adventure. Action. Thrills. COMEDY!!!

COMING SOON TO A DVD STORE NEAR YOU…

NR FOR ‘NOT RATED’                                                       

THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME…

“WATCHING TV!”

COMING SOON TO ‘DVD’

guardare la televisione

Regarder la télévision

viendo televisión

Fernsehen

看电视

テレビを見て    

So many languages with two words….

WATCHING TV

coming soon to DVD at your local DVD store…               NOT RATED

Dear Readers,

Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!! 

Dear Readers,

This post is dedicated to my absolute favorite Television show, ‘The Office’ (THE AMERICAN KIND NOT THE BRITISH, LAMER, VERSION!!!!!!!).

The Office recently finished it’s fourth season (which was awesome).

These are the main characters of the Office:

Michael Gary Scott (Just Michael)- The head honcho, if you will, of the office branch. He tries to be funny but honestly is an idiot. Very politically incorrect.

Dwight Kurt Shrute III (Just Dwight)- Assistant to the Regional Manager, then Asistant Regional Manager, and finally just salesman. Hilariously stupid in normal things, and smart in odd things. Constantly being pranged by Jim. At first hates Jim, Then Andy and Jim, then just Andy, then Jim again. Total suck-up to Michael.

James Halpert (Just call him Jim) - Smart, kind, helpful, friendly, funny, impresses everyone he meets. Joker, but can be serious and professional if he wants to be. Disliked by Ryan and Dwight. Constantly pranks Dwight. Is now the Assistant Regional Manager. In love with Pam.

Pamela Beesly (Pam, if you will, but not Pammy)-Smart, sensitive, kind, friendly, artistic, taken advantage often. In love with Jim. Receptionist.

Ryan Bailey Howard- EVIL and in jail. Moo ha ha.

Janet Levinson (Just Jan)- was Michaels boss, then his girlfriend and boss, then his boss again, then his girlfriend and boss, then just his girlfriend, then his ex-girlfriend, now his girlfriend again. Smart, professional.

Holly- Human Resourses Representative.

Phyllis Vance- Saleswoman.

Stanley Hudson- Salesman.

Andrew Bernard- Salesman and regional director in charge of sales.

Pocky Man is cool!

Dear Readers,

We in Art Starz are making a new movie called ‘Watching TV’. It will be really fun.

Here are some secrets about it (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!). It is called watching TV for a reason; the premise is that two or three people are watching TV. What they are watching is actually skits created by ourselves. Each Art Starzian will have his or her own skit. For instance Joe’s will be the battle of Pocky Man V.S. Anti pocky monster. (No kidding). Flannery’s is a wonderful space adventure. Mine will be something to do with the following: The (American) Office, The Classroom, A feild trip, and a stupid teacher. You will force nothing more out of me!

We worked on flannery’s movie yesterday. We took 4 tables and made a ’space ship’. All poof the buttons and ‘equiptment’ were made out of green tape. On this space ship were such sophisticated machinery as a time machine, a tesseract portal, and a vending machine! The good thing was it was all run by Windows XP.

Cordially,

Aaron

     ART STARZ GRINDHOUSE

. UNRATED

      . UNCUT

       . UNSEEN

*WARNING: The movie is unsuitable for young children  ( And for old people who can’t stand violence. )

At Art Starz,  we have at least had made TWO movies. The first movie we made at Art Starz was about some kids finding a secret treasure from our founder of our state. The second movie we made was two kids going into a haunted house. Now we are going to make another movie with skits, trailers, commercials, and of course movies. The way I’m seeing art Starz is that we have become more like a Hollywood movie studio. But that is pretty cool if you ask me. So I hope this movie will play on a DVD player after bing burned.

Joe