Dear Readers,

Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!! 

Dear Readers,

This post is dedicated to my absolute favorite Television show, ‘The Office’ (THE AMERICAN KIND NOT THE BRITISH, LAMER, VERSION!!!!!!!).

The Office recently finished it’s fourth season (which was awesome).

These are the main characters of the Office:

Michael Gary Scott (Just Michael)- The head honcho, if you will, of the office branch. He tries to be funny but honestly is an idiot. Very politically incorrect.

Dwight Kurt Shrute III (Just Dwight)- Assistant to the Regional Manager, then Asistant Regional Manager, and finally just salesman. Hilariously stupid in normal things, and smart in odd things. Constantly being pranged by Jim. At first hates Jim, Then Andy and Jim, then just Andy, then Jim again. Total suck-up to Michael.

James Halpert (Just call him Jim) - Smart, kind, helpful, friendly, funny, impresses everyone he meets. Joker, but can be serious and professional if he wants to be. Disliked by Ryan and Dwight. Constantly pranks Dwight. Is now the Assistant Regional Manager. In love with Pam.

Pamela Beesly (Pam, if you will, but not Pammy)-Smart, sensitive, kind, friendly, artistic, taken advantage often. In love with Jim. Receptionist.

Ryan Bailey Howard- EVIL and in jail. Moo ha ha.

Janet Levinson (Just Jan)- was Michaels boss, then his girlfriend and boss, then his boss again, then his girlfriend and boss, then just his girlfriend, then his ex-girlfriend, now his girlfriend again. Smart, professional.

Holly- Human Resourses Representative.

Phyllis Vance- Saleswoman.

Stanley Hudson- Salesman.

Andrew Bernard- Salesman and regional director in charge of sales.

Pocky Man is cool!

Dear Readers,

We in Art Starz are making a new movie called ‘Watching TV’. It will be really fun.

Here are some secrets about it (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!). It is called watching TV for a reason; the premise is that two or three people are watching TV. What they are watching is actually skits created by ourselves. Each Art Starzian will have his or her own skit. For instance Joe’s will be the battle of Pocky Man V.S. Anti pocky monster. (No kidding). Flannery’s is a wonderful space adventure. Mine will be something to do with the following: The (American) Office, The Classroom, A feild trip, and a stupid teacher. You will force nothing more out of me!

We worked on flannery’s movie yesterday. We took 4 tables and made a ’space ship’. All poof the buttons and ‘equiptment’ were made out of green tape. On this space ship were such sophisticated machinery as a time machine, a tesseract portal, and a vending machine! The good thing was it was all run by Windows XP.

Cordially,

Aaron

Dear Readers,

I have no news to report to you

Aaron

Dear Readers,

As you probably guessed from the title from this post, it is the sixth session of Art Starz.

We have a new teacher, Jay. That’s right, that unfortunately means that we do not have Andrew, but we have Jay and he’s really nice. I like him a lot.

This session we are almost decided on making another movie. The thing is that this movie will not be one theme like the other Art Starz movies that came before it. This one is different. This one will be called ‘Watchng TV’. It is on the theme of a couple guys sitting around, and watching TV. The beauty of it all is that each of us, gets to direct a miniature ‘TV Show’. I already know what mine will be. You may ask will you tell us what it will be. This is my response: NEVER!

All you need to know about it is this: It is a parody. There is traveling involved. It is similar to a show that is awesome. You probably can figure it out.

Talk to you soon.

Trivia: When you look through a telescope what are you doing?

Pun: How do you describe a odorous play on words?

Pungent!

Aaron

Post Script: Answer: Looking back in time!