This is an ART announcement:
Aaron Kaplan is the new Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land. He has appointed himself as Duke of Post Control. He plans to do absolutely nothing with this position.
Thank you,
Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land, Duke of Post Control,
Aaron Kaplan
(P.S. This is totally fake)
This post never happened. I never told you the following:
I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.
I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.
We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.
We soon will launch an attack on many posts.
Moo ha ha and Goodbye,
Agent 7(etc…)
What I want to do in the next art starz class is to make another movie!
A GRINDHOUSE MOVIE to be exact! A double feature, two movies. One would be a action movie about a criminal mastermind named Mario, he steals from the rich… and gives to himself… WITH his girl friend Ann, (A girl who has a eye patch on her left eye.) The police want him dead… OR alive. I want to call this movie “CITY OF CRIME.” Which takes place in the city. I based this movie on a Mario Bava film called “Danger: Diabolik.”
The next movie is a horror film about four adults, (teens?) that drive in a car on top of a mountain. Their car runs out of gas, and there isn’t a gas station near by! They need to spend the night, until they get help in the morning. Luckily, there is a house next door. They ask the owner of the house if they could spend the night until the morning. During the night, each of the four friends DIE from a strange figure in a black hood and cape. This figure is the OWNER OF THE HOUSE! AND HE’S THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!! I call this movie “The Devil’s House of Blood.” I based this movie on all of Mario Bava’s horror films like: “Bay of Blood,” “Baron Blood,” “Lisa And The Devil,” and a little bit of “Black Sunday.”
The name of the theater that plays these two movies is called ART STARZ GRINDHOUSE.
Adventure. Action. Thrills. COMEDY!!!
COMING SOON TO A DVD STORE NEAR YOU…
NR FOR ‘NOT RATED’ 
Editor from “CWM”: We are going to talk about one of the “BEST OF R.I.” web-log sites named “FORT ROCHAMBEAU.” It is a very interesting website packed with lots of posts and comments (especially the puns.) It also has some beautiful pictures and photos of the creators of this blog; making forts. The creators of this blog is the ART STARZ [Preservation Society.] They are very famous of making movies like “The Secret of Williams’ Well” and “Running and Screaming.” One of the ‘long time’ ART STARZ members is Aaron Kaplan. Aaron Kaplan was born in the year 1994 in Providence, Rhode Island. He was a very talented artist and comedian. “I love ART STARZ so much!” Aaron once said. The ART STARZ teachers; were each unique in there own way, helping the Art Starz members. All the ART STARZ teachers were also very sweet and nice, and epically cool. One of these teachers was named Andrew. He was very awesome and sweet. Andrew is acutely the person who started the website “FORT ROCHAMBEAU” which started as a small web-log, into a BIG web-log.
Continue in the next issue of “COMPUTER & WEBSITE MAGAZINE.”
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Dear Readers,
Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!!
12:0000000 The Final Countdown
BY: Sir Dandier Slovaks
Chapter 1
One fine day, on a Sunday of the month of May. It was one of the hottest days in spring.
* We are very sorry, but we can not continue this novel. It is very long and boring to some viewers on this website. Now we shall continue the story at the END.
…And our hero saved the world from destruction.
THE END
* That was from chapter 9,999,999,999,999,9… Buy the novel today! (at your own risk!)
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