This is an ART announcement:
Aaron Kaplan is the new Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land. He has appointed himself as Duke of Post Control. He plans to do absolutely nothing with this position.
Thank you,
Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land, Duke of Post Control,
Aaron Kaplan
(P.S. This is totally fake)
This post never happened. I never told you the following:
I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.
I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.
We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.
We soon will launch an attack on many posts.
Moo ha ha and Goodbye,
Agent 7(etc…)
So many languages with two words….
coming soon to DVD at your local DVD store… NOT RATED
Dear Readers,
Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!!
Dear Readers,
This post is dedicated to my absolute favorite Television show, ‘The Office’ (THE AMERICAN KIND NOT THE BRITISH, LAMER, VERSION!!!!!!!).
The Office recently finished it’s fourth season (which was awesome).
These are the main characters of the Office:
Michael Gary Scott (Just Michael)- The head honcho, if you will, of the office branch. He tries to be funny but honestly is an idiot. Very politically incorrect.
Dwight Kurt Shrute III (Just Dwight)- Assistant to the Regional Manager, then Asistant Regional Manager, and finally just salesman. Hilariously stupid in normal things, and smart in odd things. Constantly being pranged by Jim. At first hates Jim, Then Andy and Jim, then just Andy, then Jim again. Total suck-up to Michael.
James Halpert (Just call him Jim) - Smart, kind, helpful, friendly, funny, impresses everyone he meets. Joker, but can be serious and professional if he wants to be. Disliked by Ryan and Dwight. Constantly pranks Dwight. Is now the Assistant Regional Manager. In love with Pam.
Pamela Beesly (Pam, if you will, but not Pammy)-Smart, sensitive, kind, friendly, artistic, taken advantage often. In love with Jim. Receptionist.
Ryan Bailey Howard- EVIL and in jail. Moo ha ha.
Janet Levinson (Just Jan)- was Michaels boss, then his girlfriend and boss, then his boss again, then his girlfriend and boss, then just his girlfriend, then his ex-girlfriend, now his girlfriend again. Smart, professional.
Holly- Human Resourses Representative.
Phyllis Vance- Saleswoman.
Stanley Hudson- Salesman.
Andrew Bernard- Salesman and regional director in charge of sales.
Dear people of the future. I was originally one of you. You knew me as Kyle, but really I was from the future. People are much smaller in the future so when I came back to your time I easily passed as a child. I built a time machine, and went back to your time. I stayed for a while to see how you lived and then I was going to go back, but my flying car/ time machine got struck bhy lightning near the Providence clocktower, and I was sent back to the year 1635. If I wait 1 year I will get to meet the famed Roger Williams! By the time this letter reaches you, I will have met him, and most probably have gotten back to the future. Now if you really wanted to you could go to the future and tell my friends that I am in the myear 1635, and they can pick me up. How, you might ask? Go into site admin. Click on my comment to this post. Edit it and type ‘Aaron is Awesome’ and A portal will open up. Portals only move forward, but if you finfd my friends they’ll give you a lift home. It doesn’t work i my time. Quick get me out of here. Pick me up in about, oh, say, 2 years, on March 5, 1637, at 14:12 and 59 seconds, on the dot! Please hurry, I’m tired of eating food, I want to be back in the future where when you breathe air that gives you all the food you need. Hurry!!!!!!
Dr. Gettinthee D. Lorean,
Dated 4 June, 1635, 15:39:37
Dear Readers,
As you probably guessed from the title from this post, it is the sixth session of Art Starz.
We have a new teacher, Jay. That’s right, that unfortunately means that we do not have Andrew, but we have Jay and he’s really nice. I like him a lot.
This session we are almost decided on making another movie. The thing is that this movie will not be one theme like the other Art Starz movies that came before it. This one is different. This one will be called ‘Watchng TV’. It is on the theme of a couple guys sitting around, and watching TV. The beauty of it all is that each of us, gets to direct a miniature ‘TV Show’. I already know what mine will be. You may ask will you tell us what it will be. This is my response: NEVER!
All you need to know about it is this: It is a parody. There is traveling involved. It is similar to a show that is awesome. You probably can figure it out.
Talk to you soon.
Trivia: When you look through a telescope what are you doing?
Pun: How do you describe a odorous play on words?
Pungent!
Aaron
Post Script: Answer: Looking back in time!
Dear Readers,
Noah wrote back! Here is his new move:
“Excellent. I believe it is your move, but here are several from me.
1. Who was the greatest financeer in the bible? Noah, because he floated his stocks while everyone else was in liquidation.
2.who was the greatest female financeer in the bible? pharaoh’s daughter, because she went down to the banks of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.”
Good job, Noah. Here is mine:
1. What dice game is good for boats? Yaght-see.
2 Who is the worst person who hates pocky? Aaron.
One of my favorite rap/hip hop groups is the Beastie Boys. They are really cool, and make cool music.