Dear Readers,

Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!! 

Dear Readers,

This post is dedicated to my absolute favorite Television show, ‘The Office’ (THE AMERICAN KIND NOT THE BRITISH, LAMER, VERSION!!!!!!!).

The Office recently finished it’s fourth season (which was awesome).

These are the main characters of the Office:

Michael Gary Scott (Just Michael)- The head honcho, if you will, of the office branch. He tries to be funny but honestly is an idiot. Very politically incorrect.

Dwight Kurt Shrute III (Just Dwight)- Assistant to the Regional Manager, then Asistant Regional Manager, and finally just salesman. Hilariously stupid in normal things, and smart in odd things. Constantly being pranged by Jim. At first hates Jim, Then Andy and Jim, then just Andy, then Jim again. Total suck-up to Michael.

James Halpert (Just call him Jim) - Smart, kind, helpful, friendly, funny, impresses everyone he meets. Joker, but can be serious and professional if he wants to be. Disliked by Ryan and Dwight. Constantly pranks Dwight. Is now the Assistant Regional Manager. In love with Pam.

Pamela Beesly (Pam, if you will, but not Pammy)-Smart, sensitive, kind, friendly, artistic, taken advantage often. In love with Jim. Receptionist.

Ryan Bailey Howard- EVIL and in jail. Moo ha ha.

Janet Levinson (Just Jan)- was Michaels boss, then his girlfriend and boss, then his boss again, then his girlfriend and boss, then just his girlfriend, then his ex-girlfriend, now his girlfriend again. Smart, professional.

Holly- Human Resourses Representative.

Phyllis Vance- Saleswoman.

Stanley Hudson- Salesman.

Andrew Bernard- Salesman and regional director in charge of sales.

Dear Readers,

As you probably guessed from the title from this post, it is the sixth session of Art Starz.

We have a new teacher, Jay. That’s right, that unfortunately means that we do not have Andrew, but we have Jay and he’s really nice. I like him a lot.

This session we are almost decided on making another movie. The thing is that this movie will not be one theme like the other Art Starz movies that came before it. This one is different. This one will be called ‘Watchng TV’. It is on the theme of a couple guys sitting around, and watching TV. The beauty of it all is that each of us, gets to direct a miniature ‘TV Show’. I already know what mine will be. You may ask will you tell us what it will be. This is my response: NEVER!

All you need to know about it is this: It is a parody. There is traveling involved. It is similar to a show that is awesome. You probably can figure it out.

Talk to you soon.

Trivia: When you look through a telescope what are you doing?

Pun: How do you describe a odorous play on words?

Pungent!

Aaron

Post Script: Answer: Looking back in time!

Dear Readers,

Noah wrote back! Here is his new move:

“Excellent. I believe it is your move, but here are several from me.
1. Who was the greatest financeer in the bible? Noah, because he floated his stocks while everyone else was in liquidation.
2.who was the greatest female financeer in the bible? pharaoh’s daughter, because she went down to the banks of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.”

Good job, Noah. Here is mine:

1. What dice game is good for boats? Yaght-see.

2 Who is the worst person who hates pocky? Aaron.

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Dear Readers,

This blog is existent as you probably have guessed. And guess what else is still existent, the pun wars! YAY!!!

Here is my move in said wars:

1. What do you call a man who jumped off of a red boat in a white shirt into a white river? WET!

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Trivia time, is fun time!!! Trivia 1.What is the name of the Japanese baseball player that plays for the Boston Red Sox? (hint: his name starts with a D and pitches for the team.) Trivia 2.What is the most famous UFO crash from the late 1940s? Trivia 3.What is the name of the samurai that wrote the book “The Book of Five Rings?” Trivia 4.What hotel of Providence haled the Kaiju Big Battle? Trivia 5.No trivia 5!

Dear Readers who are stupid,

I have written to tell you an important fact. Usually, I write about news, however I have decided to stop and smell the roses. I’ve decided to tell you about this time of year.

The important fact: It is spring!

Two days ago, the 20th, was the vernal equinox. Yes, I allow you to think ‘What the heck?”. The Vernal Equinox is the first day of spring. It is one of the most balanced days of the year. It and the autumnal equinox are the only days of the year when day and night are the same length. There is a 12 hour day, and a 12 hour night! COOL! Also, at 1:00 P.M. you can balance an egg on it’s point!

But, that is only one special day. Yesterday was a holiday called Purim! It was fun.

I love spring1 It’s fun!

Trivia:What is a Hamnet’s?

Pun: Where did two bedbugs get married? In the Spring.

Aaron who wrote:I love pocky!

Post Script: Answer- A triangular cookie usually filled with jam, jelly, poppy seeds, or chocolate.

Dear Readers,

Today I, and people everywhere who like the beauty of mathematics, celebrate the official ‘pi day’. It is March 14th, every year. Why, you may ask; because March 14 is 3/14.

So in honor of every-one’s favorite irrational number, this post is henceforth dedicated in every respect to π (pi).

Firstly, I’ll explain what pi is, and how we use it. Pi is an irrational number, that is roughly equal to 22/7 (twenty-two sevenths). We use pi to calculate a large assortment of things. We use it to find the circumference of a circle. We do this by doing 2πr (said: Two pi r)This means we multiply the radius times 2 and pi. To find the area of a circle do: πr² (said: pi r squared).

Secondly, you should know the history of pi. The symbol was first used by William Jones, in the year of 1706.

Thirdly, without further ado I present to you the first 1100 digits of pi:

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1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 7494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651 3282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102 7019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461 2847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432 6648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920 9628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841 4695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179 3105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011 9491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798 6094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056 8127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901 2249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290 2196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837 2978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522 3082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083 8142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235 3787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909 2164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303 0195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151 5574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754

This is nothing! Someone calculated it to a trillion with the help of computers!

Here are some fantastic liks for your future pi research and entertainment.

http://www.piday.org the official website of pi day.

http://www.piday.org/million.php this is awesome! First million digits of pi!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_day Pi day article on wikipidia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi Article on wikipedia about pi

Pun: What do you call a pumpkin divided by it’s radius squared? Pumpkin pi.

Aaron (AKA POCKY HATER.)

Trivia: What is the letter before pi in the Greek alphabet? Omicron.

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