INTO THE OTHER WORLD BY E.T.

Funny yet stupid novels — Joe on June 9, 2008 at 4:02 pm

                                                  In To The Other World

By   E.T.

Chapter One

On this very day, man explores ANOTHER WORLD, MARS. On June 9, NASA sends a rocket to the red planet.

WARNING: THIS NOVEL IS TOO LONG, SORRY. WE WILL CONTINUE THE STORY AT THE LAST WORD OF THE NOVEL.

THE END.

THE ADVENTURES OF AARON BY HEROUX

Funny yet stupid novels — Joe on May 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm

                                                       THE ADVENTURES OF AARON

BY HEROUX

One

SORRY, STORY TOO LONG. NO WE WILL NOT GO TO THE END! OR MIDDLE! OR HALF OF THE STORY!

(un)Scary Stories To Tell In The Day Light By Elstupido KValatea

Funny yet stupid novels — Joe on May 23, 2008 at 4:23 pm

                                        (UN)Scary Stories To Tell In The Day Light

BY      Elstupido KValatea

Chapter One

The Mask

There was once a man who was a very nice person.

WE ARE SORRY, BUT THE STORY IS TO LONG. WE WILL START THE STORY AT THE MIDDLE.

And

NO! WE WILL CONTINUE THE STORY AT THE END.

What they had found was only a bloody mask that felt like skin.

END

CHAPTER TWO

NO! NO MORE STORIES! THERE TOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparantly, I am DEAD!!!

Dear Readers,

Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!! 

The Address a novel by KATZ McARTHY

Funny yet stupid novels — Joe on May 17, 2008 at 3:39 pm

                                                        The Address

A novel by Katz McARTHY

Chapter One

One spooky night, there was a house with an insane address. The address was a haunted address number. Who ever came to the address was eaten alive by this monster address.

* WE ARE VERY SORRY BUT WE WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS STORY BECAUSE IT IS VERY STUPID.

WE WILL CONTINUE THE STORY AT THE END.

… And  address died.

FIN

Scary Stuff To Tell In The Day Light by Zack Kozyshack

Funny yet stupid novels — Joe on May 16, 2008 at 4:47 pm

                                                            Chapter One

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!

12:0000000 The final countdown a novel by Sir Dundier Slovasks

Blog, Funny yet stupid novels — Joe on May 9, 2008 at 8:15 pm

                                                                                12:0000000 The Final Countdown

BY:  Sir Dandier Slovaks

Chapter 1
One fine day, on a Sunday of the month  of May. It was one of the hottest days in spring.

* We are very sorry, but we can not continue this novel. It is very long and boring to some viewers on this website. Now we shall continue the story at the END.

…And our hero saved the world from destruction.

THE END

* That was from chapter 9,999,999,999,999,9… Buy the novel today! (at your own risk!)  

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