The APEOOSD has authorized me, ‘Andrew’ Limey Snicker to write this post about the upcoming film which is so far untitled. It will be first revealed at the AfterZone final event tomorrow, on December 16.

It will involve many jokes which should probably stay under wraps. However, if you get the story from me (as I was undercover as a friendly neighborhood member of the Art Starz APEOOSD group), you will only get fragments (with the notable exception of: penguins.)

Here, I will nevertheless post some of the Art Starz sector APEOOSD Jokes from:

• And the paperclip bore the onion.
• Dinking sugar water (I mean tears)
• Blood
• Welcome young sheep
• The name Skylar

(Confused? Good!)

-Limey Snicker

The official APEOOSD representative to Fort Rochambeau has a very important announcement and or spoiler:

A few jokes from the New Movie:

Blood

3, count ‘em, 3 types

Socrates reincarnated as a woodpecker

Ye Li’s the Fire

Tom’s evil laugh

Elevators

The APEOOSD (All Prevailing Egg Omulet of Supreme Doom)

Have fun with these inside jokes;

(P.S. Here is one last one: DEATH* - $3.00

*Chocolate Extra

(The following is a very classified spoiler alert. Beware, all ye who wish to know not the secrets of our movie.)

Four sessions and 0 years ago, our fouders brought forth a new movie, conceived with hunmor, for the principal that not all movies are equal.

Now we are engaged in a great new project, testing to see if our fabulous reputation can uphold itself.

I have made this post to commemorate the new movie, but in truth we can not sanctify, nor revere, nor hallow this film.

 Our simple power of adding and subtracting can not take away from the spirit of this movie…

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Like watching TV, this is a collaborative Art Film.

It has to do with SWEN (sdrawkcab)

First we make swen, than we troper on the swen.

I can’t tell you any more.

End of transmission.

(I have decided to abolish the quote, link, and image.)

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Dear Readers,

What is the oldest letter in the English alphabet?

8/10

Today we did Improv games.

First we played ‘Yes, Lets’. This is a game in which two people are starting by doing an action. Then another person comes and says, “Let’s do __” Then the people have to say, “Yes, Lets”. They then proceed to do the action. It’s really fun

Then, we played Atomic Chicken Bomb (or omething like that). Which basiclly is in which we act like chickens, and an atom bomb comes our way.

Next we played a game in which there was a person doing a noraml task, with an announcer announcing it like it was at the Olympics. Then, as time goes on, they become more and more irregular.

After that we played a game where we greeted people, but each time there was  a ‘catch’. Here are some of the catches we used:

• We really hated the person, but pretended to be nice.
• We were jealous of the person’s boyfriend or girlfriend.
• We had a crush on the person.
• We had just met the person, whoused to be our friends, but we haven’t seen them for a long time.
• We had to go to the bathroom.
• We thought that the person was stupid.

Soon after that, we built a ‘throne’ and played “The King Game” (or the “Queen Game”). In this game there is a king or queen who sits in the throne. Everyone else is ‘in her court’. They try to offer him/her things. If s/he likes them than the he says, “Move forward _ spaces.” The king (or queen) can also kill people, send them back some steps, and freeze people. The object of the game is to touch the kings foot first.

Then we ended with a round or two of “Machines”. In this game, there is an ‘engineer’ who turns on the ‘machine’. This is formed of all the other people who act as parts of the machine. Sometimes they break and the engineer has to fix it.

Abcedarian - of or relating to the order of the Alphabet.

Pun: Why did the man tell wordy jokes to prisoners? It was part of their pun-ishment.

aaron

Answer: O