This the new Art Starz Movie’s Official Post

The APEOOSD has authorized me, ‘Andrew’ Limey Snicker to write this post about the upcoming film which is so far untitled. It will be first revealed at the AfterZone final event tomorrow, on December 16.

It will involve many jokes which should probably stay under wraps. However, if you get the story from me (as I was undercover as a friendly neighborhood member of the Art Starz APEOOSD group), you will only get fragments (with the notable exception of: penguins.)

Here, I will nevertheless post some of the Art Starz sector APEOOSD Jokes from:

  • And the paperclip bore the onion.
  • Dinking sugar water (I mean tears)
  • Blood
  • Welcome young sheep
  • The name Skylar

(Confused? Good!)

-Limey Snicker

A New Post about the APEOOSD

The official APEOOSD representative to Fort Rochambeau has a very important announcement and or spoiler:

A few jokes from the New Movie:

Blood

3, count ‘em, 3 types

Socrates reincarnated as a woodpecker

Ye Li’s the Fire

Tom’s evil laugh

Elevators

The APEOOSD (All Prevailing Egg Omulet of Supreme Doom)

Have fun with these inside jokes;

(P.S. Here is one last one: DEATH* - $3.00

*Chocolate Extra

We need new posts

Come on! We need to breathe life back into this web-site.

I know! I’ll say something contrevesial! Hmmm… let me think. I’ve got it!!!

Pocky is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, in other news, today we started doing a little bit of filming today.

When I say a little, I mean a little.

Eventually, you will get this: APE OosD (Pronounced: Ape OOs Dee (OosD like RISD))

Spoiler Alert!!!

(The following is a very classified spoiler alert. Beware, all ye who wish to know not the secrets of our movie.)

Four sessions and 0 years ago, our fouders brought forth a new movie, conceived with hunmor, for the principal that not all movies are equal.

Now we are engaged in a great new project, testing to see if our fabulous reputation can uphold itself.

I have made this post to commemorate the new movie, but in truth we can not sanctify, nor revere, nor hallow this film.

 Our simple power of adding and subtracting can not take away from the spirit of this movie…

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Like watching TV, this is a collaborative Art Film.

It has to do with SWEN (sdrawkcab)

First we make swen, than we troper on the swen.

I can’t tell you any more.

End of transmission.

Movie Clip

Hi Loyal Readers!!!

Guess what? I’ve figured out, how to put Movies on Fort Rochambeau! This is incredible!

Here is just a taste:

Halloween Horrors

You click on the Link. It’ll show you a movie. One of mine!!!

Enjoy!

Happy First Day of Art Starz!!! (Log: Class 1; Sept. 29)

Dear Readers,  

Happy first day of Art Starz, everyone. To all you Art Starzians this will be more of a review. However, I would first like to show you my new system of logging.

The title itself will consist of two parts; the clever bit which contains a creative title, and the date.

The body begins with a Greeting. Then I give a Trivia Question. I then skip a line, and write how the class was on a scale of 1 to 10.

Then will come the Main entry. I write the events of the day, the succeses and failures of the day, and many anecdotes that I observed.

I will then skip a line and put the image of the class.

Next comes the quote of the class.

Then I put the link of the day.

Then I put the word of the day.

Because doctors have recomended groaning, I will put a really bad pun. When I say bad I mean really bad. It won’t be that bad.

I will then put the answer to the trivia question and be on my way. If I dared forget one of these things, or, God forbid, forget the entry in general, I will make it up the next time. Hopefully this will not happen.

If anyone else would like to post in this format as well, that would be good.

Here is today’s entry:

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Dear Reader,

(What is the only animal that can turn itself inside out?)

6.5/10

Today was the first day of Art Starz. It was pretty good. We were discussing alot of ideas about what this Art Stars Session would be about. Some ideas that were tossed out there: Sculpture, SEt Design, Penguin-Related Material, A parody of the nightly news, making Halloween Decorations, Figure Drawing, Forming a Post-Punk Music band, Updating the blog (WOO!) Making a new movie, updating “Watching TV”, etc…

It sounds pretty good.

I hope this seesion will be good. I think it will be.

(www.eonline.com) I thought I would start the images off right, and how can you go wrong with the office?)

Quote: Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. - Benjaimin Franklin

Link: www.freerice.org

Word: Serendipity: A fortunate accident.

What do nervous guitars do? Fret.

Aaron

Answer: The starfish.

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