This is an ART announcement:

 Aaron Kaplan is the new Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land. He has appointed himself as Duke of Post Control. He plans to do absolutely nothing with this position.

 Thank you,

 Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land, Duke of Post Control,

Aaron Kaplan

(P.S. This is totally fake)

This post never happened. I never told you the following:

I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.

I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.

We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.

We soon will launch an attack on many posts.

Moo ha ha and Goodbye,

Agent 7(etc…)

Dear Readers,

Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!! 

1. Do not write ANYTHING about our organization unless you are a member of the A.R.T.

2.Do not write any silly or funny posts that are not good for the blog.

3. POST WILL NOT ALLOW COMMENTS IN ORDER OF A.R.T. IF YOU CHANGE IT, YOU WILL HAVE NO PERMISSION TO WRITE A POST FOR THIS BLOG.

4.NO rule 4.

5. A.R.T. will not allow Post to have pins.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Dear Readers,

I am proud to announce (drumroll please) NEWS! Yes, it is true, yesterday we were back at school. More importantly, we were back at Art Stars!!! Yesterday, we started Art Stars with an exercise that mostly consisted of the following: (1:) Get a piece of paper, and cut it long ways into very thin strips. (2:) Color or decorate the strips. (3:) Weave the strips together. (4:) Somehow make it into a “basket”. (Note: I’m not exactly sure how to make it into a basket. Andrew, maybe you could explain…) Anyways, after warm up, we started three basic projects. The first one was the most interesting. We took a roll of felt (?) and somehow made it into 25 (estimating) strips. Here is how. We took the roll, and affixed it to a chair. The chair actually had a hole in it, so we took the beginning of the felt strip, and pulled it through the hole. Then we had two pullers (Sam and Myself) who would run a certain length with the felt, and we had a designated cutter (Flannery) whom of which cuts the felt. Each one, I would say, is 10 feet tall. I probably am wrong, so don’t trust me. Then we took 10 strips and laid them out vertically. Now we took 10 other strips and weaved them under and over the vertical strips. This was all we could do with that today.

Also we did some hilarious photos with a certain cookie dubbed ‘Freddie the Fish’, and made him the head of certain people. I am positive this will somehow be on the Internet (check Flickr).

Also Andrew and I played an new version of Exquisite Corpse. It was fun. Now my features:

Pun: How do shapes go places? They take a rhombus.

Trivia: How old was the person who invented television, when he invented it?

Aaron

Post Script: Answer- 14 years old.

This is my perspective:
I think that the fort came out really good. The only thing bad  was that there was basicly no room inside. The outside was magnificent, a giant pyramid with two trianglular windows at the top. It reminds me of something I made at my house, which was a strange shape indeed. It looked like a car covered with a blanket sitting in the middle of the living room. Inside it was pitch black, and really cool. Some of the things you could do were play PS2 and watch movies. The only picture I have of it is in its current state ruin all the blankets are gone and the front chair has tilted forward. (So sad…)

So here are some images of todays three mini forts -

The Flag is flying high on “Zitaly” in the background, while we can see Sam and the title placard of “The Hexagon” in the fore.

A blur of construction. . .

And the satisfaction of a completed nest. All pieced together in the final twenty minutes of class.

Readers,

This is my whopping second post on this fabulous web log. Today we started this phenomenal blog. It is truly, one of my favorite web sites now that I know how to properly use it. I would like to say that today, Joseph, Sam, and I each created our own forts. My fort was constructed of 9 cardboard pieces. Sam’s was called the hexagon (it held the ‘peanut gallery’) Mine was made in three segments, like two vertical pieces, and on to a horizontal flat “roof” Between the front and middle segments, in the small crack, I put in a “flag” composed of a pen, which sits in front of me now, and a small piece of paper, with symbols scribbled on it. I entitled my fort, Zitaly. In it was the movable bottom of the pen, or “dowel” to the flag. Also I had a library in it, that consisted of one book. Truthfully, it was very unstable, as it is solely made of cardboard, but, for cardboard, it was a miracle it stayed so well. Trivia: What was the first story typed on a typewriter? Pun: What the mathematician say, when he saw an angel? “It’s a sine!”

Aaron

Post Script: Tom Sawyer, by Mark Twain (Samuel Clements)