A.R.T.

This post never happened. I never told you the following:

I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.

I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.

We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.

We soon will launch an attack on many posts.

Moo ha ha and Goodbye,

Agent 7(etc…)

Movie House

Art Starz movies, Movies, Watching TV — Joe on June 13, 2008 at 3:08 pm

Come To JOES MOVIE HOUSE

FILM. FOOD. FUN

NOW PLAYING:

WATCHING TV!

An Art Starz movie production.

Joe’s Movie House 100 Do st. , Tokyo, Japan

Movie

Art Starz movies, Blog, Movies, Watching TV — Joe on June 12, 2008 at 3:35 pm

Art Starz Movies is proud to present…

WATCHING TV!

Adventure. Action. Thrills. COMEDY!!!

COMING SOON TO A DVD STORE NEAR YOU…

NR FOR ‘NOT RATED’                                                       

WATCHING TV!

Art Starz, Art Starz movies, Movies, News, The DVD store, Watching TV — Joe on June 12, 2008 at 3:13 pm

THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME…

“WATCHING TV!”

COMING SOON TO ‘DVD’

Apparantly, I am DEAD!!!

Dear Readers,

Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!! 

The Office

Dear Readers,

This post is dedicated to my absolute favorite Television show, ‘The Office’ (THE AMERICAN KIND NOT THE BRITISH, LAMER, VERSION!!!!!!!).

The Office recently finished it’s fourth season (which was awesome).

These are the main characters of the Office:

Michael Gary Scott (Just Michael)- The head honcho, if you will, of the office branch. He tries to be funny but honestly is an idiot. Very politically incorrect.

Dwight Kurt Shrute III (Just Dwight)- Assistant to the Regional Manager, then Asistant Regional Manager, and finally just salesman. Hilariously stupid in normal things, and smart in odd things. Constantly being pranged by Jim. At first hates Jim, Then Andy and Jim, then just Andy, then Jim again. Total suck-up to Michael.

James Halpert (Just call him Jim) - Smart, kind, helpful, friendly, funny, impresses everyone he meets. Joker, but can be serious and professional if he wants to be. Disliked by Ryan and Dwight. Constantly pranks Dwight. Is now the Assistant Regional Manager. In love with Pam.

Pamela Beesly (Pam, if you will, but not Pammy)-Smart, sensitive, kind, friendly, artistic, taken advantage often. In love with Jim. Receptionist.

Ryan Bailey Howard- EVIL and in jail. Moo ha ha.

Janet Levinson (Just Jan)- was Michaels boss, then his girlfriend and boss, then his boss again, then his girlfriend and boss, then just his girlfriend, then his ex-girlfriend, now his girlfriend again. Smart, professional.

Holly- Human Resourses Representative.

Phyllis Vance- Saleswoman.

Stanley Hudson- Salesman.

Andrew Bernard- Salesman and regional director in charge of sales.

TV

Movies, Watching TV — Joe on May 16, 2008 at 4:24 pm

NEW MOVIE COMING SOON FROM ART STARZ MOVIES!

From the craters of “The Secret of Williams Well” and  the (un)famous B- movie “Running and Screaming.” Comes the greatest movie of them all “WATCHING TV” 

“Two thumbs up!” Says Aaron Kaplen  “Best yet!” says Yahoo City Times  “UM…” says the public.

WATCHING TV

Coming soon to Art Starz Grindhouse movie Theater only!

Watching TV

Dear Readers,

We in Art Starz are making a new movie called ‘Watching TV’. It will be really fun.

Here are some secrets about it (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!). It is called watching TV for a reason; the premise is that two or three people are watching TV. What they are watching is actually skits created by ourselves. Each Art Starzian will have his or her own skit. For instance Joe’s will be the battle of Pocky Man V.S. Anti pocky monster. (No kidding). Flannery’s is a wonderful space adventure. Mine will be something to do with the following: The (American) Office, The Classroom, A feild trip, and a stupid teacher. You will force nothing more out of me!

We worked on flannery’s movie yesterday. We took 4 tables and made a ’space ship’. All poof the buttons and ‘equiptment’ were made out of green tape. On this space ship were such sophisticated machinery as a time machine, a tesseract portal, and a vending machine! The good thing was it was all run by Windows XP.

Cordially,

Aaron

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