This is an ART announcement:
Aaron Kaplan is the new Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land. He has appointed himself as Duke of Post Control. He plans to do absolutely nothing with this position.
Thank you,
Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land, Duke of Post Control,
Aaron Kaplan
(P.S. This is totally fake)
What I did on Saturday was going to the Newport “Black Ships Festival.” Which had to do with Japan, (so typical of me.) it was about how America reached Japan in the 19Th Century. It was fun! (To bad I didn’t buy a manga in Japanese. But I did buy a T- shirt from over there!) I got a free tourist map of Tokyo and other cool free stuff there too!
I also went to this comic book thing at
in Wakefield, RI which was about showing comic book art made by Rhode Island artists, the show was called “30 Days + 24 Hours” I made a few drawings at the show and they are up on the gallery right NOW!!!!!
This summer, I have been going to a teen world day camp at the South County Y. I’ve been taking different sessions a week. Last week, I took a program were you can make a music album, before that week I took a boys camp. Now, I’m doing MOVIE MAKING CAMP!!! YAHOO!!!! Maybe I’ll show you the movie we will make when were done!!!
Sayonara!
This post never happened. I never told you the following:
I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.
I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.
We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.
We soon will launch an attack on many posts.
Moo ha ha and Goodbye,
Agent 7(etc…)
Dear Readers,
Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!!
Dear Readers,
We in Art Starz are making a new movie called ‘Watching TV’. It will be really fun.
Here are some secrets about it (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!). It is called watching TV for a reason; the premise is that two or three people are watching TV. What they are watching is actually skits created by ourselves. Each Art Starzian will have his or her own skit. For instance Joe’s will be the battle of Pocky Man V.S. Anti pocky monster. (No kidding). Flannery’s is a wonderful space adventure. Mine will be something to do with the following: The (American) Office, The Classroom, A feild trip, and a stupid teacher. You will force nothing more out of me!
We worked on flannery’s movie yesterday. We took 4 tables and made a ’space ship’. All poof the buttons and ‘equiptment’ were made out of green tape. On this space ship were such sophisticated machinery as a time machine, a tesseract portal, and a vending machine! The good thing was it was all run by Windows XP.
Cordially,
Aaron
Dear Readers,
As you probably guessed from the title from this post, it is the sixth session of Art Starz.
We have a new teacher, Jay. That’s right, that unfortunately means that we do not have Andrew, but we have Jay and he’s really nice. I like him a lot.
This session we are almost decided on making another movie. The thing is that this movie will not be one theme like the other Art Starz movies that came before it. This one is different. This one will be called ‘Watchng TV’. It is on the theme of a couple guys sitting around, and watching TV. The beauty of it all is that each of us, gets to direct a miniature ‘TV Show’. I already know what mine will be. You may ask will you tell us what it will be. This is my response: NEVER!
All you need to know about it is this: It is a parody. There is traveling involved. It is similar to a show that is awesome. You probably can figure it out.
Talk to you soon.
Trivia: When you look through a telescope what are you doing?
Pun: How do you describe a odorous play on words?
Pungent!
Aaron
Post Script: Answer: Looking back in time!
Here I am again with nothing to do, except blogging on the computer. For some reason, I am going crazy over pocky. Yet I still am into the other Japanese stuff, like samurai, ninja, the arts, etc. I have been reading books over this vacation, I’m reading a samurai book that I got on my birthday. (Which was on the 29th of March.) So when are we back at Art Starz if you are asking that question? Well after this vacation we will be back at boring old school and at our exciting Art Starz program next week! But, (As you may head before.) Andrew the art Starz teacher, won’t be in the next Art Starz session! 
But we will have a nice and kind new teacher named Jay!
April 16th 2008,
I am on vacation right now, there will be no art starz this week unfortunately. So it’s just me in a one room and nothing to do except going on the computer at my dad’s new “office” at URI. Any ways, there will be a next Art Starz session at the Rochambeau library with a new art starz teacher… Jay. To bad Andrew won’t be there, he was cool… ( *sob.) Any how, last night I went out to dinner to Tina’s restaurant. It was a Jamaican restaurant on Federal Hill. My food was so good!!! Went to my dad’s work yesterday, and here I am in his office doing some more posting, and looking at our Japanese version of our blog. Or web-log if you like to call that. Yet on this vacation from Monday, I was at the library doing more of this posting stuff. Now I want to talk about school life in the Sixth grade, it is hell for me. I have to deal with this idiot fat races hippopotamus kid at my school named Bryan Cruz… Well I don’t wanna tell my WHOLE life on this post. Any ways, I’m just glade I’m going back to Art Starz next week! -Joe
