This is an ART announcement:

 Aaron Kaplan is the new Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land. He has appointed himself as Duke of Post Control. He plans to do absolutely nothing with this position.

 Thank you,

 Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land, Duke of Post Control,

Aaron Kaplan

(P.S. This is totally fake)

  Ian Curtis (1956-1980) was the lead singer of the late 70s  post-punk band Joy Division. He was a fantastic singer, a very talented person.  Yet he died in May of 1980, he committed suicide and he was 23 years old. He was also married young, and he and his wife had a baby.

This post never happened. I never told you the following:

I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.

I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.

We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.

We soon will launch an attack on many posts.

Moo ha ha and Goodbye,

Agent 7(etc…)

Dear Readers,

Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!! 

Dear Readers,

This post is dedicated to my absolute favorite Television show, ‘The Office’ (THE AMERICAN KIND NOT THE BRITISH, LAMER, VERSION!!!!!!!).

The Office recently finished it’s fourth season (which was awesome).

These are the main characters of the Office:

Michael Gary Scott (Just Michael)- The head honcho, if you will, of the office branch. He tries to be funny but honestly is an idiot. Very politically incorrect.

Dwight Kurt Shrute III (Just Dwight)- Assistant to the Regional Manager, then Asistant Regional Manager, and finally just salesman. Hilariously stupid in normal things, and smart in odd things. Constantly being pranged by Jim. At first hates Jim, Then Andy and Jim, then just Andy, then Jim again. Total suck-up to Michael.

James Halpert (Just call him Jim) - Smart, kind, helpful, friendly, funny, impresses everyone he meets. Joker, but can be serious and professional if he wants to be. Disliked by Ryan and Dwight. Constantly pranks Dwight. Is now the Assistant Regional Manager. In love with Pam.

Pamela Beesly (Pam, if you will, but not Pammy)-Smart, sensitive, kind, friendly, artistic, taken advantage often. In love with Jim. Receptionist.

Ryan Bailey Howard- EVIL and in jail. Moo ha ha.

Janet Levinson (Just Jan)- was Michaels boss, then his girlfriend and boss, then his boss again, then his girlfriend and boss, then just his girlfriend, then his ex-girlfriend, now his girlfriend again. Smart, professional.

Holly- Human Resourses Representative.

Phyllis Vance- Saleswoman.

Stanley Hudson- Salesman.

Andrew Bernard- Salesman and regional director in charge of sales.

Dear Readers,

As you probably guessed from the title from this post, it is the sixth session of Art Starz.

We have a new teacher, Jay. That’s right, that unfortunately means that we do not have Andrew, but we have Jay and he’s really nice. I like him a lot.

This session we are almost decided on making another movie. The thing is that this movie will not be one theme like the other Art Starz movies that came before it. This one is different. This one will be called ‘Watchng TV’. It is on the theme of a couple guys sitting around, and watching TV. The beauty of it all is that each of us, gets to direct a miniature ‘TV Show’. I already know what mine will be. You may ask will you tell us what it will be. This is my response: NEVER!

All you need to know about it is this: It is a parody. There is traveling involved. It is similar to a show that is awesome. You probably can figure it out.

Talk to you soon.

Trivia: When you look through a telescope what are you doing?

Pun: How do you describe a odorous play on words?

Pungent!

Aaron

Post Script: Answer: Looking back in time!

Dear Readers,

Noah wrote back! Here is his new move:

“Excellent. I believe it is your move, but here are several from me.
1. Who was the greatest financeer in the bible? Noah, because he floated his stocks while everyone else was in liquidation.
2.who was the greatest female financeer in the bible? pharaoh’s daughter, because she went down to the banks of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.”

Good job, Noah. Here is mine:

1. What dice game is good for boats? Yaght-see.

2 Who is the worst person who hates pocky? Aaron.

1. Do not write ANYTHING about our organization unless you are a member of the A.R.T.

2.Do not write any silly or funny posts that are not good for the blog.

3. POST WILL NOT ALLOW COMMENTS IN ORDER OF A.R.T. IF YOU CHANGE IT, YOU WILL HAVE NO PERMISSION TO WRITE A POST FOR THIS BLOG.

4.NO rule 4.

5. A.R.T. will not allow Post to have pins.

Thank you and have a nice day.

Did you know that during the Revolutionary War General Rochambeau had his camp here near the library? That’s why they call the street further down the hill that runs between Hope and North Main Streets Camp Street! This is a big deal because without the French help the American army might not have beaten the British. So it’s only appropriate to have a fort here in the library armed by Art Starz soldiers!

Best of luck,

Joseph’s Dad