Anti-Bush Christmas Carols
To celebrate the momentous and fabulous occasion of the last day of George Bush’s presidency, I’ve written some ‘modified’ Christmas Carols. If there are any Republicans still left (ha-ha:’ left’) and not ashamed, nay, humiliated by Bush’s presidency, I suggest leaving this post now. Go to the archives, and take a look at some of good ol’ non-political posts.
Now you Democrats, all you liberals I would first like to applaud you. You’ve destroyed the Republican dynasty. You’ve shown the world the truth of Bush’s ignorance, stupidity. You have not ’misunderestimated’ him. You’ve elected the right person, and not the man with Sarah Palin (who can see Russia from her house, and shoot elk, and wants to teach Creationism in the schools). Congratulations.
Now, for some humor:
To the tune of Silent Night:
Violent war, holy war,
Our leader is not very bright,
Country dominated by father and Child.
Like and infant so stupid and wild.
Sleeps in his own ranch,
While people campain for peace.
Violent War, Holy War,
Soldiers quake at the sight,
We get involved a war from afar,
While here the economy he doesn mar,
He deserves our scorn,
He deserves our scorn.
To the tune of Noel.
We might have thought,
That there was an end,
To the ignorance of Bush,
And than,
No end, no end, no end, no end,
We realized his ignorance as no end.
To the tune of Joy to the World.
Joy to the world, the time has come,
Bush leaves before the spring,
Let every heart, rejoice in the end,
And Americans and others sing,
And Americans and others sing,
And Americans, and Americans, and others sing.
Merry Christmas, and all of your rights!
