Noah’s puns of biblical proportions

Aaron's Antics, Blog, Fun times, People, Punnery, Puns, cool stuff — Aaron on April 19, 2008 at 5:55 pm

Dear Readers,

Noah wrote back! Here is his new move:

“Excellent. I believe it is your move, but here are several from me.
1. Who was the greatest financeer in the bible? Noah, because he floated his stocks while everyone else was in liquidation.
2.who was the greatest female financeer in the bible? pharaoh’s daughter, because she went down to the banks of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.”

Good job, Noah. Here is mine:

1. What dice game is good for boats? Yaght-see.

2 Who is the worst person who hates pocky? Aaron.

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Dear Readers,

This blog is existent as you probably have guessed. And guess what else is still existent, the pun wars! YAY!!!

Here is my move in said wars:

1. What do you call a man who jumped off of a red boat in a white shirt into a white river? WET!

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