Dear Readers,
Noah wrote back! Here is his new move:
“Excellent. I believe it is your move, but here are several from me.
1. Who was the greatest financeer in the bible? Noah, because he floated his stocks while everyone else was in liquidation.
2.who was the greatest female financeer in the bible? pharaoh’s daughter, because she went down to the banks of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.”
Good job, Noah. Here is mine:
1. What dice game is good for boats? Yaght-see.
2 Who is the worst person who hates pocky? Aaron.
Dear Readers,
This blog is existent as you probably have guessed. And guess what else is still existent, the pun wars! YAY!!!
Here is my move in said wars:
1. What do you call a man who jumped off of a red boat in a white shirt into a white river? WET!
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Pun: Why did the cow like the intricately twisted thing on which grapes grow? It was a bow-vine.
Pun: What type of key hates thanksgiving? The turKEY.
Why did the geologist go to the concert? He rocked!
2.Why did the dino have a heat pack? His legs were saur.
3.What has e in the front, e in the back and only one letter? An envelope.
4.How does a dog with no nose smell? Horrible.
What do you call a cheetah that cheats? A CHEAT-AH!
What do you call a ghost that hosts? A GHOST-HOST!
What do you call a covering that does music? A WRAPRER!
What kind of bread that tells jokes? A PUN!
Dear Readers,
Yes Noah Vosen has wrote back AGAIN!!!
“1. If you spend too much time at the coffee shop you will be latte for work.
2. In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.
3. During an earthquaque in california, a bank went into default.
4. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
5. Marxists drink imitation tea because proper tea is theft. (ouch)
6. A man removed the lid from his pen, therefore decapitating it. (sorry about that one)
Your move!”
I’ll take you up on that offer, Noah!
1. What do you call a phalanx of cloth made by esty? Polyester.
2. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch!
Yes, I’m tired today. I’ll get you yet Noah!
Dear Reader,
Noah Vosen has struck back yet again. It’s true! Here is what he wrote:
“1. Making a film about dictators requires a tsar-studded cast
2. The golfer guessed his ball landed 20 yards off the green. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
3. Changing a tire on a highway is a wrenching experience.
4. I knew a woman who turned into a deer at the full moon. She was a weredoe.
5. For a while, Houdini used trapdoors during his performances. But he was just going through a stage.
See you later.”
Now again it is my turn!
1. What do you call a person obsessed with pronunciation? A phonatic!
2. How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? WHO WANTS TO KNOW?!!!!
3: Why can’t a woman rely on her male sibling for help? Because he can’t be a brother and assist her. (Try reading it out loud)
4. How did the addition of a tree make the house’s appearance look better? It really spruced things up.
5. How did thunder slim the person down? It caused some lightening.
Aaron.
Dear Readers,
Noah Vosen has wrote back again!
“Ah, finally. I was wondering when you would post again.
1. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
2. When he kicked the invoice, it didn’t mean he wanted to foot the bill.
3. How do you neutralize an acid-encrusted sword? You get a basic sword.
4. Getting into heaven is a blessing in de skies.
5. I can’t recall the last time I went running, but I am jogging my memory .
6. During the rainy season I laid out large books for guests to wipe their feet on. These are tomes that dry mens soles.
7. My rechargable batteries are revolting.”
My turn:
1. What do you sall shoes made out of periodiacals? Magazines (Moccasins)
2. How’d the guy smell after he told a bad joke? He had a pungent odor.
3. What song to sing to a female sheep on her birthday? ‘Happy birthday to Ewe!’
4. Which rock goes well with lemons? Limestone.
5.
Dear Readers,
I’m sorry to rite you again, but, I just found this:
“Hello again, fellow punster.
1. A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the mercedes bends.
2.The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
3. When clocks are hungry they go back four seconds.
4. to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. What’s the definition of a will? (Its a dead giveaway)
6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
7. Russia was slow to recover after world war II because it kept Stalin. (try reading it aloud)
and, one of my favorites of all time:
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.”
Yes, yes, he’s struck back.
So:
1. How’d the person who worked in the vegetable garden look? Radishing.
2. What do you call a drummer who insists as using his head for an instrument? A concusionist.
3. Which political party supports toupees? The Whigs are stupid.
4.Why’d The Maya’s stop writing? Their pen ran out of Inca.
5. How did the man destroy the acid factory? Basically not. P.S. PUNS ARE STUPID!!!
Dear Readers,
Noah Vosen has done it again! (You can see his hilarious comments on my last pun post.
Here is mine:
1.Why did the geologist go to the concert? He rocked!
2.Why did the dino have a heat pack? His legs were saur.
3.What has e in the front, e in the back and only one letter? An envelope.
4.How does a dog with no nose smell? Horrible.
5.Two peanuts we