The APEOOSD has authorized me, ‘Andrew’ Limey Snicker to write this post about the upcoming film which is so far untitled. It will be first revealed at the AfterZone final event tomorrow, on December 16.

It will involve many jokes which should probably stay under wraps. However, if you get the story from me (as I was undercover as a friendly neighborhood member of the Art Starz APEOOSD group), you will only get fragments (with the notable exception of: penguins.)

Here, I will nevertheless post some of the Art Starz sector APEOOSD Jokes from:

• And the paperclip bore the onion.
• Dinking sugar water (I mean tears)
• Blood
• Welcome young sheep
• The name Skylar

(Confused? Good!)

-Limey Snicker

Obama has 82 electoral votes.

McCain has 34.

McCain won Oklahoma, Tennesee, Kentucky, and South Carolina.

Obama won Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachuttets, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Illinois, and Washington DC.

I’m voting for that one!!!

Hi Loyal Readers!!!

Guess what? I’ve figured out, how to put Movies on Fort Rochambeau! This is incredible!

Here is just a taste:

Halloween Horrors

You click on the Link. It’ll show you a movie. One of mine!!!

Enjoy!

(I have decided to abolish the quote, link, and image.)

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Dear Readers,

What is the oldest letter in the English alphabet?

8/10

Today we did Improv games.

First we played ‘Yes, Lets’. This is a game in which two people are starting by doing an action. Then another person comes and says, “Let’s do __” Then the people have to say, “Yes, Lets”. They then proceed to do the action. It’s really fun

Then, we played Atomic Chicken Bomb (or omething like that). Which basiclly is in which we act like chickens, and an atom bomb comes our way.

Next we played a game in which there was a person doing a noraml task, with an announcer announcing it like it was at the Olympics. Then, as time goes on, they become more and more irregular.

After that we played a game where we greeted people, but each time there was  a ‘catch’. Here are some of the catches we used:

• We really hated the person, but pretended to be nice.
• We were jealous of the person’s boyfriend or girlfriend.
• We had a crush on the person.
• We had just met the person, whoused to be our friends, but we haven’t seen them for a long time.
• We had to go to the bathroom.
• We thought that the person was stupid.

Soon after that, we built a ‘throne’ and played “The King Game” (or the “Queen Game”). In this game there is a king or queen who sits in the throne. Everyone else is ‘in her court’. They try to offer him/her things. If s/he likes them than the he says, “Move forward _ spaces.” The king (or queen) can also kill people, send them back some steps, and freeze people. The object of the game is to touch the kings foot first.

Then we ended with a round or two of “Machines”. In this game, there is an ‘engineer’ who turns on the ‘machine’. This is formed of all the other people who act as parts of the machine. Sometimes they break and the engineer has to fix it.

Abcedarian - of or relating to the order of the Alphabet.

Pun: Why did the man tell wordy jokes to prisoners? It was part of their pun-ishment.

aaron

Answer: O

Dear Readers,  

Happy first day of Art Starz, everyone. To all you Art Starzians this will be more of a review. However, I would first like to show you my new system of logging.

The title itself will consist of two parts; the clever bit which contains a creative title, and the date.

The body begins with a Greeting. Then I give a Trivia Question. I then skip a line, and write how the class was on a scale of 1 to 10.

Then will come the Main entry. I write the events of the day, the succeses and failures of the day, and many anecdotes that I observed.

I will then skip a line and put the image of the class.

Next comes the quote of the class.

Then I put the link of the day.

Then I put the word of the day.

Because doctors have recomended groaning, I will put a really bad pun. When I say bad I mean really bad. It won’t be that bad.

I will then put the answer to the trivia question and be on my way. If I dared forget one of these things, or, God forbid, forget the entry in general, I will make it up the next time. Hopefully this will not happen.

If anyone else would like to post in this format as well, that would be good.

Here is today’s entry:

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Dear Reader,

(What is the only animal that can turn itself inside out?)

6.5/10

Today was the first day of Art Starz. It was pretty good. We were discussing alot of ideas about what this Art Stars Session would be about. Some ideas that were tossed out there: Sculpture, SEt Design, Penguin-Related Material, A parody of the nightly news, making Halloween Decorations, Figure Drawing, Forming a Post-Punk Music band, Updating the blog (WOO!) Making a new movie, updating “Watching TV”, etc…

It sounds pretty good.

I hope this seesion will be good. I think it will be.

(www.eonline.com) I thought I would start the images off right, and how can you go wrong with the office?)

Quote: Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. - Benjaimin Franklin

Link: www.freerice.org

Word: Serendipity: A fortunate accident.

What do nervous guitars do? Fret.

Aaron

Answer: The starfish.