This is an ART announcement:
Aaron Kaplan is the new Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land. He has appointed himself as Duke of Post Control. He plans to do absolutely nothing with this position.
Thank you,
Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land, Duke of Post Control,
Aaron Kaplan
(P.S. This is totally fake)
This post never happened. I never told you the following:
I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.
I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.
We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.
We soon will launch an attack on many posts.
Moo ha ha and Goodbye,
Agent 7(etc…)
Dear Readers,
This post is dedicated to my absolute favorite Television show, ‘The Office’ (THE AMERICAN KIND NOT THE BRITISH, LAMER, VERSION!!!!!!!).
The Office recently finished it’s fourth season (which was awesome).
These are the main characters of the Office:
Michael Gary Scott (Just Michael)- The head honcho, if you will, of the office branch. He tries to be funny but honestly is an idiot. Very politically incorrect.
Dwight Kurt Shrute III (Just Dwight)- Assistant to the Regional Manager, then Asistant Regional Manager, and finally just salesman. Hilariously stupid in normal things, and smart in odd things. Constantly being pranged by Jim. At first hates Jim, Then Andy and Jim, then just Andy, then Jim again. Total suck-up to Michael.
James Halpert (Just call him Jim) - Smart, kind, helpful, friendly, funny, impresses everyone he meets. Joker, but can be serious and professional if he wants to be. Disliked by Ryan and Dwight. Constantly pranks Dwight. Is now the Assistant Regional Manager. In love with Pam.
Pamela Beesly (Pam, if you will, but not Pammy)-Smart, sensitive, kind, friendly, artistic, taken advantage often. In love with Jim. Receptionist.
Ryan Bailey Howard- EVIL and in jail. Moo ha ha.
Janet Levinson (Just Jan)- was Michaels boss, then his girlfriend and boss, then his boss again, then his girlfriend and boss, then just his girlfriend, then his ex-girlfriend, now his girlfriend again. Smart, professional.
Holly- Human Resourses Representative.
Phyllis Vance- Saleswoman.
Stanley Hudson- Salesman.
Andrew Bernard- Salesman and regional director in charge of sales.
At Art Starz, we have at least had made TWO movies. The first movie we made at Art Starz was about some kids finding a secret treasure from our founder of our state. The second movie we made was two kids going into a haunted house. Now we are going to make another movie with skits, trailers, commercials, and of course movies. The way I’m seeing art Starz is that we have become more like a Hollywood movie studio. But that is pretty cool if you ask me. So I hope this movie will play on a DVD player after bing burned.
Joe
What dose A.R.T. mean? Well, it means American Random Trees. I know, it’s a pretty odd name for an agency. Well it all started when…
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Dear Readers,
This blog is existent as you probably have guessed. And guess what else is still existent, the pun wars! YAY!!!
Here is my move in said wars:
1. What do you call a man who jumped off of a red boat in a white shirt into a white river? WET!
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Dear Readers who are stupid,
I have written to tell you an important fact. Usually, I write about news, however I have decided to stop and smell the roses. I’ve decided to tell you about this time of year.
The important fact: It is spring!
Two days ago, the 20th, was the vernal equinox. Yes, I allow you to think ‘What the heck?”. The Vernal Equinox is the first day of spring. It is one of the most balanced days of the year. It and the autumnal equinox are the only days of the year when day and night are the same length. There is a 12 hour day, and a 12 hour night! COOL! Also, at 1:00 P.M. you can balance an egg on it’s point!
But, that is only one special day. Yesterday was a holiday called Purim! It was fun.
I love spring1 It’s fun!
Trivia:What is a Hamnet’s?
Pun: Where did two bedbugs get married? In the Spring.
Aaron who wrote:I love pocky!
Post Script: Answer- A triangular cookie usually filled with jam, jelly, poppy seeds, or chocolate.
Dear Readers,
Today I, and people everywhere who like the beauty of mathematics, celebrate the official ‘pi day’. It is March 14th, every year. Why, you may ask; because March 14 is 3/14.
So in honor of every-one’s favorite irrational number, this post is henceforth dedicated in every respect to π (pi).
Firstly, I’ll explain what pi is, and how we use it. Pi is an irrational number, that is roughly equal to 22/7 (twenty-two sevenths). We use pi to calculate a large assortment of things. We use it to find the circumference of a circle. We do this by doing 2πr (said: Two pi r)This means we multiply the radius times 2 and pi. To find the area of a circle do: πr² (said: pi r squared).
Secondly, you should know the history of pi. The symbol was first used by William Jones, in the year of 1706.
Thirdly, without further ado I present to you the first 1100 digits of pi:
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1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 7494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651 3282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102 7019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461 2847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432 6648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920 9628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841 4695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179 3105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011 9491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798 6094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056 8127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901 2249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290 2196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837 2978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522 3082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083 8142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235 3787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909 2164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303 0195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151 5574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754
This is nothing! Someone calculated it to a trillion with the help of computers!
Here are some fantastic liks for your future pi research and entertainment.
http://www.piday.org the official website of pi day.
http://www.piday.org/million.php this is awesome! First million digits of pi!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_day Pi day article on wikipidia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi Article on wikipedia about pi
Pun: What do you call a pumpkin divided by it’s radius squared? Pumpkin pi.
Aaron (AKA POCKY HATER.)
Trivia: What is the letter before pi in the Greek alphabet? Omicron.
OH MY GOODNESS! A new Island has been discovered on the Asian Minor! It is full of unknown animals that are difficult to say! Like: Golamfiizooaq- A animal with long nails and teeth, and weigh about… 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds! Oh my! The plants are very beautiful and are very unknown to people. One name of the plants is called: ostas macefaszx. THAT IS TODAYS SCOOP! -Fort Art Starz News