The APEOOSD has authorized me, ‘Andrew’ Limey Snicker to write this post about the upcoming film which is so far untitled. It will be first revealed at the AfterZone final event tomorrow, on December 16.

It will involve many jokes which should probably stay under wraps. However, if you get the story from me (as I was undercover as a friendly neighborhood member of the Art Starz APEOOSD group), you will only get fragments (with the notable exception of: penguins.)

Here, I will nevertheless post some of the Art Starz sector APEOOSD Jokes from:

• And the paperclip bore the onion.
• Dinking sugar water (I mean tears)
• Blood
• Welcome young sheep
• The name Skylar

(Confused? Good!)

-Limey Snicker

The official APEOOSD representative to Fort Rochambeau has a very important announcement and or spoiler:

A few jokes from the New Movie:

Blood

3, count ‘em, 3 types

Socrates reincarnated as a woodpecker

Ye Li’s the Fire

Tom’s evil laugh

Elevators

The APEOOSD (All Prevailing Egg Omulet of Supreme Doom)

Have fun with these inside jokes;

(P.S. Here is one last one: DEATH* - $3.00

*Chocolate Extra

(The following is a very classified spoiler alert. Beware, all ye who wish to know not the secrets of our movie.)

Four sessions and 0 years ago, our fouders brought forth a new movie, conceived with hunmor, for the principal that not all movies are equal.

Now we are engaged in a great new project, testing to see if our fabulous reputation can uphold itself.

I have made this post to commemorate the new movie, but in truth we can not sanctify, nor revere, nor hallow this film.

 Our simple power of adding and subtracting can not take away from the spirit of this movie…

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Like watching TV, this is a collaborative Art Film.

It has to do with SWEN (sdrawkcab)

First we make swen, than we troper on the swen.

I can’t tell you any more.

End of transmission.

Dear Readers,

Which is the only of the original thirteen colonies to not touch water?

Today we began our main project. It was announced that, yes, we would be making a movie. However, unlike last time, we would be doing this alongside other things.

The movie will be a parody of the 9nightly news.

What we did today was to begin our knowledge of news parodies. We chose somethings. We might use some of the footage, we might not. Maybe we’ll just use some of the Jokes.

We split up into three teams. Each team would scan a newspaper (One team got the Providence Journal, another got USA Today, and another got the New York Times.) The team witht the New York times did a story about the people who were payed if they did well on the SATS. The team with the Projo did a story about how Jeniffer Lopez got poisoned by a spring roll, and then had blue marks all over her face. She then sued Flannery, the person who sold her the marks. My team did USA today, and we did a story on George Bush’s economic plan (spending 2 trillion on the better operation of concession stands, and then giving each merican a penny.)

It was really fun, but, although I hate to admit it, they were not perfect. However, for a first try they were ridiculously good. I think that we should definately use some of the jokes.

Jinx-Curse or bad luck. (Origin, Latin “onyx” -cursed bird)

Pun: Why was the enviroment so self-centered? Because it had a huge ego-system.

Aaron

Answer: Pennsylvania

P.S.  I have a reminder and a suggestion. Reminder: Bring costume materials on Monday. Suggestion: Read “Chasing Vermeer”.

Dear Readers,  

Happy first day of Art Starz, everyone. To all you Art Starzians this will be more of a review. However, I would first like to show you my new system of logging.

The title itself will consist of two parts; the clever bit which contains a creative title, and the date.

The body begins with a Greeting. Then I give a Trivia Question. I then skip a line, and write how the class was on a scale of 1 to 10.

Then will come the Main entry. I write the events of the day, the succeses and failures of the day, and many anecdotes that I observed.

I will then skip a line and put the image of the class.

Next comes the quote of the class.

Then I put the link of the day.

Then I put the word of the day.

Because doctors have recomended groaning, I will put a really bad pun. When I say bad I mean really bad. It won’t be that bad.

I will then put the answer to the trivia question and be on my way. If I dared forget one of these things, or, God forbid, forget the entry in general, I will make it up the next time. Hopefully this will not happen.

If anyone else would like to post in this format as well, that would be good.

Here is today’s entry:

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Dear Reader,

(What is the only animal that can turn itself inside out?)

6.5/10

Today was the first day of Art Starz. It was pretty good. We were discussing alot of ideas about what this Art Stars Session would be about. Some ideas that were tossed out there: Sculpture, SEt Design, Penguin-Related Material, A parody of the nightly news, making Halloween Decorations, Figure Drawing, Forming a Post-Punk Music band, Updating the blog (WOO!) Making a new movie, updating “Watching TV”, etc…

It sounds pretty good.

I hope this seesion will be good. I think it will be.

(www.eonline.com) I thought I would start the images off right, and how can you go wrong with the office?)

Quote: Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. - Benjaimin Franklin

Link: www.freerice.org

Word: Serendipity: A fortunate accident.

What do nervous guitars do? Fret.

Aaron

Answer: The starfish.