This post never happened. I never told you the following:
I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.
I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.
We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.
We soon will launch an attack on many posts.
Moo ha ha and Goodbye,
Agent 7(etc…)
Dear Readers,
Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!!
Dear people of the future. I was originally one of you. You knew me as Kyle, but really I was from the future. People are much smaller in the future so when I came back to your time I easily passed as a child. I built a time machine, and went back to your time. I stayed for a while to see how you lived and then I was going to go back, but my flying car/ time machine got struck bhy lightning near the Providence clocktower, and I was sent back to the year 1635. If I wait 1 year I will get to meet the famed Roger Williams! By the time this letter reaches you, I will have met him, and most probably have gotten back to the future. Now if you really wanted to you could go to the future and tell my friends that I am in the myear 1635, and they can pick me up. How, you might ask? Go into site admin. Click on my comment to this post. Edit it and type ‘Aaron is Awesome’ and A portal will open up. Portals only move forward, but if you finfd my friends they’ll give you a lift home. It doesn’t work i my time. Quick get me out of here. Pick me up in about, oh, say, 2 years, on March 5, 1637, at 14:12 and 59 seconds, on the dot! Please hurry, I’m tired of eating food, I want to be back in the future where when you breathe air that gives you all the food you need. Hurry!!!!!!
Dr. Gettinthee D. Lorean,
Dated 4 June, 1635, 15:39:37
At Art Starz, we have at least had made TWO movies. The first movie we made at Art Starz was about some kids finding a secret treasure from our founder of our state. The second movie we made was two kids going into a haunted house. Now we are going to make another movie with skits, trailers, commercials, and of course movies. The way I’m seeing art Starz is that we have become more like a Hollywood movie studio. But that is pretty cool if you ask me. So I hope this movie will play on a DVD player after bing burned.
Joe
Friday, March 15, 2012
Dear Past Joe,
Through an oddity of the time space continum I have been able to send you a message. I had to send it through this wierd looking car; anyways here is the main message:
At 2:00 tommorow you will breathe. Also at 2:01. Sends me money.
Beware coming with this will unfortunately be an armada of Anti-Pocky league Posts. They are from the Future anti-pocky league of champions. Not the past anti-pocky league of champions. Beware! Remember it is not war.
Cordially,
Future Joe.