A.R.T.

A.R.T. Laws, A.R.T. Posts, A.R.T. Secrets, Aaron's Antics, Aaron's Real Triumph, Art Starz, Art Starz Session Seven, Blog, Destruction of Irrating Silliness (D.I.S.), Fort Rochambeau, Hopes, Laws, Lessons learned mistakes made, Movies, News, Oohus dissus, Outrages, Past Art, People, Perfect projects, Random, Rules, The DVD store, The Future (Ahh!), The Office (best show on earth...OR IS IT?...), The Office related stuff, The Ofice is Totally the Best Show on Earth contrary to, Time Machines, Watching TV, Welcome and hello, art, cool stuff, lexicon and vocabulary, man, pocky — Aaron on June 21, 2008 at 7:42 pm

This post never happened. I never told you the following:

I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.

I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.

We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.

We soon will launch an attack on many posts.

Moo ha ha and Goodbye,

Agent 7(etc…)

Dear People of the Future,

Dr. Lorean, Past Aaron, The Future (Ahh!), Time Machines, cool stuff — Kyle on May 2, 2008 at 5:39 am

Dear people of the future. I was originally one of you. You knew me as Kyle, but really I was from the future. People are much smaller in the future so when I came back to your time I easily passed as a child. I built a time machine, and went back to your time. I stayed for a while to see how you lived and then I was going to go back, but my flying car/ time machine got struck bhy lightning near the Providence clocktower, and I was sent back to the year 1635. If I wait 1 year I will get to meet the famed Roger Williams! By the time this letter reaches you, I will have met him, and most probably have gotten back to the future. Now if you really wanted to you could go to the future and tell my friends that I am in the myear 1635, and they can pick me up. How, you might ask? Go into site admin. Click on my comment to this post. Edit it and type ‘Aaron is Awesome’ and A portal will open up. Portals only move forward, but if you finfd my friends they’ll give you a lift home. It doesn’t work i my time. Quick get me out of here. Pick me up in about, oh, say, 2 years, on March 5, 1637, at 14:12 and 59 seconds, on the dot! Please hurry, I’m tired of eating food, I want to be back in the future where when you breathe air that gives you all the food you need. Hurry!!!!!!

Dr. Gettinthee D. Lorean,

Dated 4 June, 1635, 15:39:37

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