To celebrate the momentous and fabulous occasion of the last day of George Bush’s presidency, I’ve written some ‘modified’ Christmas Carols.  If there are any Republicans still left (ha-ha:’ left’) and not ashamed, nay, humiliated by Bush’s presidency, I suggest leaving this post now. Go to the archives, and take a look at some of good ol’ non-political posts.

Now you Democrats, all you liberals I would first like to applaud you. You’ve destroyed the Republican dynasty. You’ve shown the world the truth of Bush’s ignorance, stupidity. You have not ’misunderestimated’ him. You’ve elected the right person, and not the man with Sarah Palin (who can see Russia from her house, and shoot elk, and wants to teach Creationism in the schools). Congratulations.

Now, for some humor:

To the tune of Silent Night:

Violent war, holy war,

Our leader is not very bright,

Country dominated by father and Child.

Like and infant so stupid and wild.

Sleeps in his own ranch,

While people campain for peace.

Violent War, Holy War,

Soldiers quake at the sight,

We get involved a war from afar,

While here the economy he doesn mar,

He deserves our scorn,

He deserves our scorn.

To the tune of Noel.

We might have thought,

That there was an end,

To the ignorance of Bush,

And than,

No end, no end, no end, no end,

We realized his ignorance as no end.

To the tune of Joy to the World.

Joy to the world, the time has come,

Bush leaves before the spring,

Let every heart, rejoice in the end,

And Americans and others sing,

And Americans and others sing,

And Americans, and Americans, and others sing.

 Merry Christmas, and all of your rights!

The APEOOSD has authorized me, ‘Andrew’ Limey Snicker to write this post about the upcoming film which is so far untitled. It will be first revealed at the AfterZone final event tomorrow, on December 16.

It will involve many jokes which should probably stay under wraps. However, if you get the story from me (as I was undercover as a friendly neighborhood member of the Art Starz APEOOSD group), you will only get fragments (with the notable exception of: penguins.)

Here, I will nevertheless post some of the Art Starz sector APEOOSD Jokes from:

• And the paperclip bore the onion.
• Dinking sugar water (I mean tears)
• Blood
• Welcome young sheep
• The name Skylar

(Confused? Good!)

-Limey Snicker

The official APEOOSD representative to Fort Rochambeau has a very important announcement and or spoiler:

A few jokes from the New Movie:

Blood

3, count ‘em, 3 types

Socrates reincarnated as a woodpecker

Ye Li’s the Fire

Tom’s evil laugh

Elevators

The APEOOSD (All Prevailing Egg Omulet of Supreme Doom)

Have fun with these inside jokes;

(P.S. Here is one last one: DEATH* - $3.00

*Chocolate Extra

Come on! We need to breathe life back into this web-site.

I know! I’ll say something contrevesial! Hmmm… let me think. I’ve got it!!!

Pocky is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, in other news, today we started doing a little bit of filming today.

When I say a little, I mean a little.

Eventually, you will get this: APE OosD (Pronounced: Ape OOs Dee (OosD like RISD))

(The following is a very classified spoiler alert. Beware, all ye who wish to know not the secrets of our movie.)

Four sessions and 0 years ago, our fouders brought forth a new movie, conceived with hunmor, for the principal that not all movies are equal.

Now we are engaged in a great new project, testing to see if our fabulous reputation can uphold itself.

I have made this post to commemorate the new movie, but in truth we can not sanctify, nor revere, nor hallow this film.

 Our simple power of adding and subtracting can not take away from the spirit of this movie…

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Like watching TV, this is a collaborative Art Film.

It has to do with SWEN (sdrawkcab)

First we make swen, than we troper on the swen.

I can’t tell you any more.

End of transmission.

Dear Readers,

 (By the way, the title refers to binary for ART.)

Yesterday we were in the computer lab,  because of the book sale. Naturally, we spent the time doing art related projects online. For those of you who want to check out some cool links, go to: http://www.jayrz.com/artstars/

Aaron

Dear Readers,

Which is the only of the original thirteen colonies to not touch water?

Today we began our main project. It was announced that, yes, we would be making a movie. However, unlike last time, we would be doing this alongside other things.

The movie will be a parody of the 9nightly news.

What we did today was to begin our knowledge of news parodies. We chose somethings. We might use some of the footage, we might not. Maybe we’ll just use some of the Jokes.

We split up into three teams. Each team would scan a newspaper (One team got the Providence Journal, another got USA Today, and another got the New York Times.) The team witht the New York times did a story about the people who were payed if they did well on the SATS. The team with the Projo did a story about how Jeniffer Lopez got poisoned by a spring roll, and then had blue marks all over her face. She then sued Flannery, the person who sold her the marks. My team did USA today, and we did a story on George Bush’s economic plan (spending 2 trillion on the better operation of concession stands, and then giving each merican a penny.)

It was really fun, but, although I hate to admit it, they were not perfect. However, for a first try they were ridiculously good. I think that we should definately use some of the jokes.

Jinx-Curse or bad luck. (Origin, Latin “onyx” -cursed bird)

Pun: Why was the enviroment so self-centered? Because it had a huge ego-system.

Aaron

Answer: Pennsylvania

P.S.  I have a reminder and a suggestion. Reminder: Bring costume materials on Monday. Suggestion: Read “Chasing Vermeer”.

Hi Loyal Readers!!!

Guess what? I’ve figured out, how to put Movies on Fort Rochambeau! This is incredible!

Here is just a taste:

Halloween Horrors

You click on the Link. It’ll show you a movie. One of mine!!!

Enjoy!

(I have decided to abolish the quote, link, and image.)

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Dear Readers,

What is the oldest letter in the English alphabet?

8/10

Today we did Improv games.

First we played ‘Yes, Lets’. This is a game in which two people are starting by doing an action. Then another person comes and says, “Let’s do __” Then the people have to say, “Yes, Lets”. They then proceed to do the action. It’s really fun

Then, we played Atomic Chicken Bomb (or omething like that). Which basiclly is in which we act like chickens, and an atom bomb comes our way.

Next we played a game in which there was a person doing a noraml task, with an announcer announcing it like it was at the Olympics. Then, as time goes on, they become more and more irregular.

After that we played a game where we greeted people, but each time there was  a ‘catch’. Here are some of the catches we used:

• We really hated the person, but pretended to be nice.
• We were jealous of the person’s boyfriend or girlfriend.
• We had a crush on the person.
• We had just met the person, whoused to be our friends, but we haven’t seen them for a long time.
• We had to go to the bathroom.
• We thought that the person was stupid.

Soon after that, we built a ‘throne’ and played “The King Game” (or the “Queen Game”). In this game there is a king or queen who sits in the throne. Everyone else is ‘in her court’. They try to offer him/her things. If s/he likes them than the he says, “Move forward _ spaces.” The king (or queen) can also kill people, send them back some steps, and freeze people. The object of the game is to touch the kings foot first.

Then we ended with a round or two of “Machines”. In this game, there is an ‘engineer’ who turns on the ‘machine’. This is formed of all the other people who act as parts of the machine. Sometimes they break and the engineer has to fix it.

Abcedarian - of or relating to the order of the Alphabet.

Pun: Why did the man tell wordy jokes to prisoners? It was part of their pun-ishment.

aaron

Answer: O

Dear Readers,  

Happy first day of Art Starz, everyone. To all you Art Starzians this will be more of a review. However, I would first like to show you my new system of logging.

The title itself will consist of two parts; the clever bit which contains a creative title, and the date.

The body begins with a Greeting. Then I give a Trivia Question. I then skip a line, and write how the class was on a scale of 1 to 10.

Then will come the Main entry. I write the events of the day, the succeses and failures of the day, and many anecdotes that I observed.

I will then skip a line and put the image of the class.

Next comes the quote of the class.

Then I put the link of the day.

Then I put the word of the day.

Because doctors have recomended groaning, I will put a really bad pun. When I say bad I mean really bad. It won’t be that bad.

I will then put the answer to the trivia question and be on my way. If I dared forget one of these things, or, God forbid, forget the entry in general, I will make it up the next time. Hopefully this will not happen.

If anyone else would like to post in this format as well, that would be good.

Here is today’s entry:

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Dear Reader,

(What is the only animal that can turn itself inside out?)

6.5/10

Today was the first day of Art Starz. It was pretty good. We were discussing alot of ideas about what this Art Stars Session would be about. Some ideas that were tossed out there: Sculpture, SEt Design, Penguin-Related Material, A parody of the nightly news, making Halloween Decorations, Figure Drawing, Forming a Post-Punk Music band, Updating the blog (WOO!) Making a new movie, updating “Watching TV”, etc…

It sounds pretty good.

I hope this seesion will be good. I think it will be.

(www.eonline.com) I thought I would start the images off right, and how can you go wrong with the office?)

Quote: Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. - Benjaimin Franklin

Link: www.freerice.org

Word: Serendipity: A fortunate accident.

What do nervous guitars do? Fret.

Aaron

Answer: The starfish.