This is an ART announcement:
Aaron Kaplan is the new Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land. He has appointed himself as Duke of Post Control. He plans to do absolutely nothing with this position.
Thank you,
Prince of Fort Rochambeau Land, Duke of Post Control,
Aaron Kaplan
(P.S. This is totally fake)
For those who are new to our blog, we will gust like to say WELCOME! This blog is full of posts, pages, comments, puns, photos, and MORE!!! So please enjoy this blog, AND WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF FORT ROCHAMBEAU!!!!
head quarters: ROCHAMBEAU BRANCH LIBRARY
This post never happened. I never told you the following:
I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.
I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.
We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.
We soon will launch an attack on many posts.
Moo ha ha and Goodbye,
Agent 7(etc…)
Dear Readers,
Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!!
Dear Readers,
As you probably guessed from the title from this post, it is the sixth session of Art Starz.
We have a new teacher, Jay. That’s right, that unfortunately means that we do not have Andrew, but we have Jay and he’s really nice. I like him a lot.
This session we are almost decided on making another movie. The thing is that this movie will not be one theme like the other Art Starz movies that came before it. This one is different. This one will be called ‘Watchng TV’. It is on the theme of a couple guys sitting around, and watching TV. The beauty of it all is that each of us, gets to direct a miniature ‘TV Show’. I already know what mine will be. You may ask will you tell us what it will be. This is my response: NEVER!
All you need to know about it is this: It is a parody. There is traveling involved. It is similar to a show that is awesome. You probably can figure it out.
Talk to you soon.
Trivia: When you look through a telescope what are you doing?
Pun: How do you describe a odorous play on words?
Pungent!
Aaron
Post Script: Answer: Looking back in time!
Welcome dear readers to Fort Rochambeau!
today will be the last day of this artstarz session. tis a very sad day indeed 
there were only three people here today, me, Flannery and Joseph. we finnaly finished the movie and showed it on the big screen. (in the basement) also, we made special edition covers for the dvds dedicated to certain people. I am very glad I was able to find out about this class. I hope that other people will continue blogging. as for me maybe…
I’ll be here next session!