Dear El stupido Readers,

This is our last week of this session of Art Starz. Today we are not having a grand unveiling of our stupid movie. There will be no snacks, and nothing. No

YAY!

Dear Reader,

Noah Vosen has struck back yet again. It’s true! Here is what he wrote:

“1. Making a film about dictators requires a tsar-studded cast
2. The golfer guessed his ball landed 20 yards off the green. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.
3. Changing a tire on a highway is a wrenching experience.
4. I knew a woman who turned into a deer at the full moon. She was a weredoe.
5. For a while, Houdini used trapdoors during his performances. But he was just going through a stage.

See you later.”

Now again it is my turn!

1. What do you call a person obsessed with pronunciation? A phonatic!

2. How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? WHO WANTS TO KNOW?!!!!

3: Why can’t a woman rely on her male sibling for help? Because he can’t be a brother and assist her. (Try reading it out loud)

4. How did the addition of a tree make the house’s appearance look better? It really spruced things up.

5. How did thunder slim the person down? It caused some lightening.

Aaron.

Dear Readers,

Noah Vosen has wrote back again!

“Ah, finally. I was wondering when you would post again.

1. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
2. When he kicked the invoice, it didn’t mean he wanted to foot the bill.
3. How do you neutralize an acid-encrusted sword? You get a basic sword.
4. Getting into heaven is a blessing in de skies.
5. I can’t recall the last time I went running, but I am jogging my memory .
6. During the rainy season I laid out large books for guests to wipe their feet on. These are tomes that dry mens soles.
7. My rechargable batteries are revolting.”

My turn:

1. What do you sall shoes made out of periodiacals? Magazines (Moccasins)

2. How’d the guy smell after he told a bad joke? He had a pungent odor.

3. What song to sing to a female sheep on her birthday? ‘Happy birthday to Ewe!’

4. Which rock goes well with lemons? Limestone.

5.

Dear Readers,

I’m sorry to rite you again, but, I just found this:

“Hello again, fellow punster.

1. A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the mercedes bends.
2.The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
3. When clocks are hungry they go back four seconds.
4. to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
5. What’s the definition of a will? (Its a dead giveaway)
6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
7. Russia was slow to recover after world war II because it kept Stalin. (try reading it aloud)
and, one of my favorites of all time:
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeat.”

Yes, yes, he’s struck back.

So:

1. How’d the person who worked in the vegetable garden look? Radishing.

2. What do you call a drummer who insists as using his head for an instrument? A concusionist.

3. Which political party supports toupees? The Whigs are stupid.

4.Why’d The Maya’s stop writing? Their pen ran out of Inca.

5. How did the man destroy the acid factory? Basically not. P.S. PUNS ARE STUPID!!!

Dear Readers,

Editing movies can be fun or not so fun… it’s up to you to decide.

Pros to editing:

1. You get to see a movie, for free.

2. You get a voice in how the movie is made.

3. Time that you’re not doing homework. YAY!

4. Your name is on the credits–Road to fame, not exactly…

5. You can meet the actors, YAY! Celebrities know you!

Cons:

1.Boring (Sometimes)

2.Extra Work.

3.Not as fun as just seeing the movie.

4.Lots of pressur riding on you, but no pressure…

But 5 is greater than 4 so editing is fun. Yay!!!!

It really is fun.

Aaron.

FORT ROCH NEWS: Haunted house movie is almost done with editing. Joseph Heroux has the power now to control this blog. Aaron will still be making more posts for this blog. Maior has finally made a post for this blog.   The Fort Rochambeau blog has become a greater site ever before. The haunted house movie is funnier than the movie we did with Brad. - FORT ROCH NEWS

Dear Readers who are stupid,

I have written to tell you an important fact. Usually, I write about news, however I have decided to stop and smell the roses. I’ve decided to tell you about this time of year.

The important fact: It is spring!

Two days ago, the 20th, was the vernal equinox. Yes, I allow you to think ‘What the heck?”. The Vernal Equinox is the first day of spring. It is one of the most balanced days of the year. It and the autumnal equinox are the only days of the year when day and night are the same length. There is a 12 hour day, and a 12 hour night! COOL! Also, at 1:00 P.M. you can balance an egg on it’s point!

But, that is only one special day. Yesterday was a holiday called Purim! It was fun.

I love spring1 It’s fun!

Trivia:What is a Hamnet’s?

Pun: Where did two bedbugs get married? In the Spring.

Aaron who wrote:I love pocky!

Post Script: Answer- A triangular cookie usually filled with jam, jelly, poppy seeds, or chocolate.

Aaron is one of my best friends ever! He’s a funny kid, and loves making movies like I do!

In Art Stars recently we have done a lot of editing. I mean a lot of editing!!!

We’ve edited lot’s of film from our recently shot movie, still to be named. It is really not very fun, I’m sorry to say, with the exceoption of laug

Rating of movie: 4 stars HORROR/COMEDY The most worst 50s like movie I have ever seen! It’s got Orson Wells in it! Funny, yet stupid! SCARY!!! This movie is funny, scary, and stupid at the same time!!!