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Here is a diary of my days at Art Starz:  MARCH 3, 2008   WE made a scary hunted house movie with our sub teacher, Jay.    March 5, 2008  Andrew came back and shot some footage on the hunted house movie, then had to leave early again.    FUTURE: March 10, 2008   ? editing?         PAST:February 28, 2008   At art starz, we bloged and Andrew had to leave early.        - Joseph Heroux       

1. Japanese money sale   2. Sale from Better Buy   3. 2 ancient civilization games  4. snack head  5.March 3   6. fake ads and websites   7. News flash! Art…  8. Kinks  9. friends of Art Starz    10. Art Starz… a realy cool…

You may have read my other punny post. Now, this is a new one. It was triggered by this message:

“1. A woman lived in Paris, and she was told that her husband had died. She went crazy, and threw herself in the river. She was declared In Seine. 2. Why is an elephant big, grey, and rough? Because if he was small, white and smooth, he would be a asprin tablet. 3. Why did the seagull not want to fly over the bay? Because if it did, it would be a bay gull. (if you don’t get it, read it aloud.) 4. A woman lived in Egypt. She was informed her husband had died in the war, and she couldn’t believe it. Eventually she threw herself in the river. She was in denial. (again, try reading it out loud)
I will have more when I am able to check my email, as I got an email full of puns.”

Now it’s my turn!

1. A hated Greek architect was known to be such a jerk, that people called him a “Doric”.

2. Why did the calendar walk forward? Because it was March Fourth.

3. Why do knights read so much? They have many pages.

4. Why did the Egyptian hold his nose? Something Sphynx.

5.What did the singername his son? Mike.

Make like a drum and beat that!

If you are looking for more posts from Joe, go to: http://cooperativenotcollective.org/fortrochambeau/joes-spot

Dear Readers,

Today is a fun day. Andrew is back!!! We had a lot of fun recently. As you read from my previous post we are in the process of creating a movie. Today with Andrew we finished shooting. Here are the scenes.

SCENE 1: (stair 2) random staircase-Aaron- I run down a staircase, and say “Okay Sam, I’m going to go down, and you are going to go up.” I go down, and I walk through a hallway.

SCENE 2: (Adult library) ghostly library- Aaron, Andrew, people of library- I go through and see Andrew (my “brother”) lying on the ground with a fish head (really a mask), I “cry” over him and walk back.

SCENE 3: (Big room) spooky dining room- Aaron, Joseph, Sam, Flannery- I walk in, see Sam sitting with his chair, head down, and I wake him up. Then Flannery and Joe attack. We run.

SCENE 4: (Elevator, outside) elevator, outside of spooky house- Aaron, Sam, Andrew- Me and sam run to the elevator, ride to the lobby, Andrew scares us. We run outside.

This was super fun to make!!!

Pun: What type of key hates thanksgiving? The turKEY.

Trivia: Which 1800’s president named his son after George Washington?

Aaron.

Post Script: Answer- John Quincy Adams (His son was named George Washington Adams.

Dear Readers,

Yes, I am writing a normal post this time. Also, yes, I have news today.

Today, our teacher Andrew was not here today. However, we had a substitute teacher (egads!) His name was Jay. He was cool.

First, we looked over some books he had brought in and taked a little about Japanese art (Joseph was having the time of his life).

Then, we started to work on the task at hand, making a (drumroll please) MOVIE! Yes! In the entire history of Art Starz,this is the second movie we have made together (the first was “The Secret of Williams Well”). We talked about what type of movie we wanted to make, and we decided on a “haunted house” movie. (Sidenote: The other choices were an army training camp movie, and an alien movie.)

The first thing we did for it was start to create a creepy enviroment and or set in a corner of the big room downstairs. I’m telling you- it looked awesome! Sam said “It’s as if tables and carboard took over that corner.” (Note: I might be paraphrasing) In 30 minutes we made that thing so cool!

Secondly, Tom (an awesome librarian, like all of the librarians at the Rochambeau branch) did an acting exersize with us. We played a game of slow motion tag, and if you are tagged, you have to explode in slow motion too. It was really fun. Then we did a freezing game.

Thirdly we ACTually started to act.

(SPOILER ALERT– ONLY READ IF YOU HAVE THE INTENTION OF RUINING THE MOVIE FOR YOURSELVES!)

Here is a synopsis of each scene:

SCENE 1: outside of library (outside of haunted house) — Sam, Aaron, Joseph — Sam and Aaron are randomly walking home, when this creepy old man in a green cape comes up to them. They aren’t frightened when he tells them about this haunted house. He dares them to spend the night in it. They agree.

SCENE 2: big room (haunted house’s basement) — Sam, Aaron, Jay — Sam and Aaron walk in to the basement, they are scared when they see a creepy person, when only has one arm.

SCENE 3: big room, set (decrepid area of basement) — Sam, Aaron, Joseph — Sam and Aaron walk into a decrepid corner of the basement, when they hear tapping. They inspect it, and the creepy old man appears.

SCENE 4: big room (random hallway) — Sam, Aaron — Sam and Aaron basically run into eachother, 3 times.

SCENE 5: hall to librarians section of basement (haunted hallway) — “Sam”*– Walking up a haunted hallway. Scary.

SCENE 6: stair 3 in back of library (scary stairway) — Tom (the awesome librarian), Aaron, Sam — Sam and Aaron walk up a staircase, where at the end the see some kind of monster. (Sidenote: None of us had ever been i that staricase before. It was so much fun! )

*It was filming from “Sam’s point of view”.

Anyways it was super fun!

Jay, I dedicate this post to you. Now for my features:

Trivia: What element is “W” in the periodic table?

Pun: What do you call a chicken’s ghost that is mischevious? A poultry-giest (Seemed apropriate for this kind of movie)

Aaron.

Post Script: Answer- Tungston.

Important News flash readers! Andrew won’t e here on Monday! Yes that’s right, Andrew (Our Art Starz teacher.) won’t be here. He is going out to the country side, while we will have our Art Starz substitute teacher. (Who I think his name is J. ) On Monday with our teacher, we will be making some movies! Yet I do not know if Andrew will be coming Wednesday, if he doesn’t, then I will be making a news flash! I hope I will see you soon! - News Joe

Dear Readers,

You may have seen this comment:

“If you are going to do the joke about the rhombus, then take a look at this:
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This sounds to this writer like a challange!

My turn:

1. Ghandi had many odd habits which resulted in numerous health problems. For instance he walked barefoot, giving him many callouses on his feet. He also fasted a lot, making him have bad breath and making him very fragile. Therefore he was a:
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. (Oy Gevult)
2. A woman has two identical twins. She puts both of them up for adoption. One goes to Spain, and is named Juan. Another goes to Egypt, and is named Amal. So Juan sends a photograph of himself to his birthmother, and she says to her husband “I wish I had a picture of Amal too.” Her husband says “There identical twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
3. Guidance about herbs has been called “sage advice”.
4. Isn’t a pity that the music at most of today’s jam sessions isn’t likely to be “preserved”.
5. A group of chess enthusiasts walked into a hotel lobby, and were bragging about their recent Christmastime victory. The manager promptly kicks them out. The leaders asks why, and the manager said “I can’t stand Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
6. Speaking of foyers, what do you call someone who thinks all political discussions should be done in foyers? Lobbyists.
7. In India when a member of a band played a practical joke on the band’s leader, by draping a femenine garment on his music stand, the bandleader promptly fired the man, and said to him “Now who’s sari?!”
8. A study was conducted on how different groups of people cut tomatoes. For instance, firefighters are known to chop. Policemen are known to slice. But, gamers and gambling addicts are known to DICE.
9. What did the rabbit say in the toast? “Hare’s to you!”
10. What former name of Bejing was known to cheat? Peking.

This has been the first installment of the “Pun War!”

And whoever wrote that comment, I expect you to make the next move.

Aaron.

Dear Readers,

Yes, I’m afraid we all knew it was coming. Time for me to make fun of spam. Here are just two examples of the weird comments we get from people who we don’t know (or funnier yet, companies we do know).

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The one question that is on America’s lips is “how the heck did they find us?” I mean, seriously. We are a great web-site, but it’s not as though America hangs on our every word. Now if we were in the writers strike still, eh, I guess more people would be interested. But this is still a new program. What the heck?

I’ve done some research. We are the 61st hit on the google search for “Rochambeau”. However we are the 1st hit for “fort Rochambau”. but who would search for that, unless they heard about us. Currently we are linked to only two websites.
1. Cooperative not collective. 2. Secret Door Projects.

I can’t figure out how they find us.

Aaron.