Sake Mix

HOW TO MIX YOUR SAKE WITH CRAZY MUSIC:

1. Make a album (make sure you put it up for sale.)

2. Put a CD in a bottle of SAKE and MIX it up.

3. That ends there!

*Sake is a rice wine.

    Here is my song that I made up.

 SAKE MIX. SAKE MIX. Whach ya guys doing with that SAKE MIX? I like my sake with that SAKE MIX. Mix that sake with the SAKE MIX. I like my sake  with a side of SAKE MIX.  SAKE MIX. SAKE MIX…

 to be continued…

Hello, this is a novel by Mr. A. Knife.

Please Enjoy (Are you enjoying it?How dare you not enjoy it it! I’ll get you for this!!!)

 CHAPTER I

There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started: “What? What was that last one?” He responded to himself: “I thought I said, ‘There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started:” The book responded, “Well. How did it start?” The man said, “Oh. Um… your’e just suposed to push it off to the next person.” The book said “O.K. There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It began: “There once was a man from Rhode Island. He typed a story one day. It started, “The End.”"”"”"”"”"”"”"

(We apologize but this novel is ridiculously stupid. Writtwn by King Count Earl Duke Queen Jack Doctor Lawyer Mister Sir Proffesor James Urglegrew Flonkertonson Ronald Howard Thomas Paine Fortname Rochamabeau Excessivenameson John Johnny Dorian Scott Shrute Halpert Beesly Malone Howard Kapoor Mike Michaelson the millionth. For more books by him go to Stupid books .com 

                                                       THE ADVENTURES OF AARON

BY HEROUX

One

SORRY, STORY TOO LONG. NO WE WILL NOT GO TO THE END! OR MIDDLE! OR HALF OF THE STORY!

                                        (UN)Scary Stories To Tell In The Day Light

BY      Elstupido KValatea

Chapter One

The Mask

There was once a man who was a very nice person.

WE ARE SORRY, BUT THE STORY IS TO LONG. WE WILL START THE STORY AT THE MIDDLE.

And

NO! WE WILL CONTINUE THE STORY AT THE END.

What they had found was only a bloody mask that felt like skin.

END

CHAPTER TWO

NO! NO MORE STORIES! THERE TOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Readers,

Apparently in Flannery’s part of the movie, the Space movie, I am dead! This is an outrage!!!!!!! 

                                                        The Address

A novel by Katz McARTHY

Chapter One

One spooky night, there was a house with an insane address. The address was a haunted address number. Who ever came to the address was eaten alive by this monster address.

* WE ARE VERY SORRY BUT WE WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS STORY BECAUSE IT IS VERY STUPID.

WE WILL CONTINUE THE STORY AT THE END.

… And  address died.

FIN

Dear Readers,

This post is dedicated to my absolute favorite Television show, ‘The Office’ (THE AMERICAN KIND NOT THE BRITISH, LAMER, VERSION!!!!!!!).

The Office recently finished it’s fourth season (which was awesome).

These are the main characters of the Office:

Michael Gary Scott (Just Michael)- The head honcho, if you will, of the office branch. He tries to be funny but honestly is an idiot. Very politically incorrect.

Dwight Kurt Shrute III (Just Dwight)- Assistant to the Regional Manager, then Asistant Regional Manager, and finally just salesman. Hilariously stupid in normal things, and smart in odd things. Constantly being pranged by Jim. At first hates Jim, Then Andy and Jim, then just Andy, then Jim again. Total suck-up to Michael.

James Halpert (Just call him Jim) - Smart, kind, helpful, friendly, funny, impresses everyone he meets. Joker, but can be serious and professional if he wants to be. Disliked by Ryan and Dwight. Constantly pranks Dwight. Is now the Assistant Regional Manager. In love with Pam.

Pamela Beesly (Pam, if you will, but not Pammy)-Smart, sensitive, kind, friendly, artistic, taken advantage often. In love with Jim. Receptionist.

Ryan Bailey Howard- EVIL and in jail. Moo ha ha.

Janet Levinson (Just Jan)- was Michaels boss, then his girlfriend and boss, then his boss again, then his girlfriend and boss, then just his girlfriend, then his ex-girlfriend, now his girlfriend again. Smart, professional.

Holly- Human Resourses Representative.

Phyllis Vance- Saleswoman.

Stanley Hudson- Salesman.

Andrew Bernard- Salesman and regional director in charge of sales.