Today May 3, 2008 is Free Comic Book Day at your local comic stores and at New Berry Comics. Though I think that all the comics are all gone by now, (To bad you missed out!) oh well. HAPPY FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!!!
Dear People of the Future,
Dear people of the future. I was originally one of you. You knew me as Kyle, but really I was from the future. People are much smaller in the future so when I came back to your time I easily passed as a child. I built a time machine, and went back to your time. I stayed for a while to see how you lived and then I was going to go back, but my flying car/ time machine got struck bhy lightning near the Providence clocktower, and I was sent back to the year 1635. If I wait 1 year I will get to meet the famed Roger Williams! By the time this letter reaches you, I will have met him, and most probably have gotten back to the future. Now if you really wanted to you could go to the future and tell my friends that I am in the myear 1635, and they can pick me up. How, you might ask? Go into site admin. Click on my comment to this post. Edit it and type ‘Aaron is Awesome’ and A portal will open up. Portals only move forward, but if you finfd my friends they’ll give you a lift home. It doesn’t work i my time. Quick get me out of here. Pick me up in about, oh, say, 2 years, on March 5, 1637, at 14:12 and 59 seconds, on the dot! Please hurry, I’m tired of eating food, I want to be back in the future where when you breathe air that gives you all the food you need. Hurry!!!!!!
Dr. Gettinthee D. Lorean,
Dated 4 June, 1635, 15:39:37
Watching TV
Dear Readers,
We in Art Starz are making a new movie called ‘Watching TV’. It will be really fun.
Here are some secrets about it (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!). It is called watching TV for a reason; the premise is that two or three people are watching TV. What they are watching is actually skits created by ourselves. Each Art Starzian will have his or her own skit. For instance Joe’s will be the battle of Pocky Man V.S. Anti pocky monster. (No kidding). Flannery’s is a wonderful space adventure. Mine will be something to do with the following: The (American) Office, The Classroom, A feild trip, and a stupid teacher. You will force nothing more out of me!
We worked on flannery’s movie yesterday. We took 4 tables and made a ’space ship’. All poof the buttons and ‘equiptment’ were made out of green tape. On this space ship were such sophisticated machinery as a time machine, a tesseract portal, and a vending machine! The good thing was it was all run by Windows XP.
Cordially,
Aaron

