Here are some of the awesome puns by noah Vosen:
The first one ever:
“Did you hear the joke about the cherries? it is pitiful.”
The last one by Noah:
“Who was the greatest female financeer in the bible? pharaoh’s daughter, because she went down to the banks of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.”
He has done many hilarious ones. Please go to Crazypuns to find them.
Aaron
This post never happened. I never told you the following:
I am agent 007.11111111562585469877785896589665886589586663031123456789987655432115151915815475584562584886498712364555000. I am a secret agent for the A.R.T. The A.R.T. Stands for Joseph’s Real Triumph. My name is Aaron. I am the founder of the A.R.T. There is a total of three agents. Their names are as follows: Aaron, Sam and Joseph.
I work to destroy silly posts. Soon I will use a new destruction technique, but that technique is on a need to know basis.
We use D.I.S. or Destruction of Irritating Silliness as our motto. On our great seal the Latin phrase, “Oohs Disuse” appears in golden letters.
We soon will launch an attack on many posts.
Moo ha ha and Goodbye,
Agent 7(etc…)
What I want to do in the next art starz class is to make another movie!
A GRINDHOUSE MOVIE to be exact! A double feature, two movies. One would be a action movie about a criminal mastermind named Mario, he steals from the rich… and gives to himself… WITH his girl friend Ann, (A girl who has a eye patch on her left eye.) The police want him dead… OR alive. I want to call this movie “CITY OF CRIME.” Which takes place in the city. I based this movie on a Mario Bava film called “Danger: Diabolik.”
The next movie is a horror film about four adults, (teens?) that drive in a car on top of a mountain. Their car runs out of gas, and there isn’t a gas station near by! They need to spend the night, until they get help in the morning. Luckily, there is a house next door. They ask the owner of the house if they could spend the night until the morning. During the night, each of the four friends DIE from a strange figure in a black hood and cape. This figure is the OWNER OF THE HOUSE! AND HE’S THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!! I call this movie “The Devil’s House of Blood.” I based this movie on all of Mario Bava’s horror films like: “Bay of Blood,” “Baron Blood,” “Lisa And The Devil,” and a little bit of “Black Sunday.”
The name of the theater that plays these two movies is called ART STARZ GRINDHOUSE.
Brad was the first Art Starz teacher I knew, when I first went to Art Starz. With him, we made the first Art Starz movie “The Secret of Williams’ Well.” He was very cool and sweet.
Andrew was a very awesome teacher. We made a movie called “Running & Screaming.” One of the best movies we made so far. Andrew is a really cool guy!
Jay was one of those Art Starz teachers. With out him… we may have not made a movie that was so good…
Hi this Announcer Man to tell you about the greatest movie of all time; WATCHING TV!
It is awesome!
Soon it will be on Google Video so go and see it!
Watching TV rocks!
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