Dear Readers,
(By the way, the title refers to binary for ART.)
Yesterday we were in the computer lab, because of the book sale. Naturally, we spent the time doing art related projects online. For those of you who want to check out some cool links, go to: http://www.jayrz.com/artstars/
Aaron
First Joy Division record (EP) An Ideal for Living late 70s
My dear readers, since it’s all most Halloween, I will tell you some ghost stories that might give you a chill… but remember this, be warned of these horrors you shall hear!!!
THE IMAGE
ONCE there was a french general named Rochambeau, who fought in the American Revolution on the American side. He helped the Americans lead to victory,and the Americans won. Many years after the war he died. Before he died, this drawing of Rochambeau was made. But when Rochambeau died, he did not want to rest in peace. Every night, at 12:00 people who look at the drawing of Rochambeau will get a fright of their life. Rochambeau’s face would look angry, and give the evil eye at any body who looks at his face. When you go to sleep at night, the people who would looked at the image would have nightmares of blood shed and death.They would see American soldiers getting shot and fall to the ground. When they would wake up, they would see a ghost of Rochambeau looking down at them and see his eyes open wide.
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Dear Readers,
Which is the only of the original thirteen colonies to not touch water?
Today we began our main project. It was announced that, yes, we would be making a movie. However, unlike last time, we would be doing this alongside other things.
The movie will be a parody of the 9nightly news.
What we did today was to begin our knowledge of news parodies. We chose somethings. We might use some of the footage, we might not. Maybe we’ll just use some of the Jokes.
We split up into three teams. Each team would scan a newspaper (One team got the Providence Journal, another got USA Today, and another got the New York Times.) The team witht the New York times did a story about the people who were payed if they did well on the SATS. The team with the Projo did a story about how Jeniffer Lopez got poisoned by a spring roll, and then had blue marks all over her face. She then sued Flannery, the person who sold her the marks. My team did USA today, and we did a story on George Bush’s economic plan (spending 2 trillion on the better operation of concession stands, and then giving each merican a penny.)
It was really fun, but, although I hate to admit it, they were not perfect. However, for a first try they were ridiculously good. I think that we should definately use some of the jokes.
Jinx-Curse or bad luck. (Origin, Latin “onyx” -cursed bird)
Pun: Why was the enviroment so self-centered? Because it had a huge ego-system.
Aaron
Answer: Pennsylvania
P.S. I have a reminder and a suggestion. Reminder: Bring costume materials on Monday. Suggestion: Read “Chasing Vermeer”.
(Here is another completely random’instant poem’.:)
Roof above the stars,
Oh Rhode Island! With you accent blue, I love you. VCRs are formidible. Good for them. Should I went? No. A vent. Look at the ove-glove. No, it’s a stove-globe. Well as long is it not a micro-mystery.
Monk! (Dramatic Music) Jokes are fun and funny, but bees like to make honey, but I am a haystack. And so are you.
Who is Orson Welles, Joe can tell you. But do you know what else? I am a Maniac from Mars that likes to eat Mars Bars and Floyd Boyds from the planet: brdjgfvifuffg8gubgufbguirbg8r9ugfigifuioubgrv999g9g9g9g9g9g9g9 in Sector 91j165j1jh651651545n1g of the gookglfgn gknfgkjfifgnfsfnigrif v0kfjrngkrf rignkjgrkfljnmvkflnir galaxy.
Hey! It’s the rock group ‘Queen!’ and theier here to sing a song! Or arethey? No their not, yes, no. Yes. No. Yes. No. Lobster!
Birdcage!
Elaboracy!
Hey the office is on on Thursday, you should watch it, yes you should, really right now!
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Look at all the butterflies.
Curses John Stienbeck!
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Ahhh! A cyclist.
Spinning is on bikes according to the TV
“Push Mount Everest off a cliff, and then say sorry in every language” -A famous poet.
Although he didn’t know it.
Hey I visited the Anatheum today!
Goldberg’s Diner.
Ooh, a gong.
Job Well Done!
Kudos! I quote and digress, quote and digress/. Andy.
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I apologize for that but I think you will be far more more interested in this pig:
Oink.
Now you saw it with your own eyes.
Ahh! Beware the Eyes of March!
It’s Ides, you idiot?
Ives?
No! “Ides”
What the heck does Ides mean? Is it short for idea?
Cut, cut cut! Your supposed to be doing a scene about A wrinkle in Time! Remember theL’engle book? I do!
Oj yeah.
We were building up tom ity?
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Now hen:
I think it’s time to end all this madness, for the da at least.
