Joseph’s Spot (of horror and all bedlam)
Discloser: The following spot is very silly, to much exposure to it can cause at nifht goofiness, mercury poisoning, euphoria, making life seem like a dystopia, mood swings, and in very common cases, a horrible death.
Joe wrote on February 24
“At Art Starz I have friends, there names are: Aaron, Sam, Flannery, Caulder, Mayior, and Winifred, and Max. They are very friendly to others and are good artists like me. They are friendly to me, and they like the way I draw. We are all best bides! That is one of the reasons why I like going to Art Starz!”
Again on the 24th he wrote
“Art, the most wonderful thing that I love most of all. It is such a creative thing to expires the mind, yet my favorite art is drawing because I’m good at it! I looove drawing!”
On the 23rd he wrote
“find the correct words in the puzzle: rtfo, msnetcom, uaeacmhorb, otsp, rta, zrats, lcirkf, bwetis, ropamge, operoaitvec, otn, loelcitev, otspoh, wadrnig.”
Again on the 23rd he wrote
“Find the word “stupid” in this puzzle: juiweavzsadfghjklbnmcxzamopoodlpuywqazmbcxdfghjutrostupidoputraexzvbnmokloufgjqp”
On February 27th he wrote
“Would this site show any movies that we might do in Art Starz? I don’t know, but we might… well… who knows, it all depends when we make one and put it on this website. I just hope we will!”
On the 23rd he wrote
“1. Seven Samurai 2. Samurai Rebellion 3. Sword of The Beast 4. Samurai Spy 5. Kill! 6. The Sword of Doom These are very cool samurai movies that MUST BE SEEN!!!”
Again on the 23rd he wrote
“Here are some of the fakest websites of all!!!: LOOKING FOR SOME JAPANESE HISTORY ON THE WEB? GO TO: http://www.samurai@ninja.HIYAAARGH!!!!! LOOKING FOR STUFF ABOUT ART? GO TO: http://www.zmpereirum@ArtStuff.boring LOOKING FOR SPORTS ON THE WEB? GO TO: http://www.sportydude@bingactive.p LOOKING FOR FORTS ON THE WEB? GO TO: http://www.fortearthdistroyed.oh-well LOOKING FOR BETTER WEBSITES THAN US? GO TO: http://www.theresnosuchthing.nosuchthing
(Dicloser: These are all fake websites.)”
Again on the 23rd he wrote:
Here are some fake ADs: LOOKING FOR A GUY NAMED “ANDREW?” CALL: 7QD8V966-000P LIBRARY FOR SALE: ROCHABEAU BRANCH CALL: 666-AP6UT667Z JAPANESE SAMURAI LOOKING FOR AN AMERICAN IDEOT TO KILL. IF YOU’RE A IDEOT AND WANT TO DIE CALL: 769-KILLER SAMURAI DO YOU WANT FUN IN THE SUN? HERE IS THE RIGHT BEACH FOR YOU: ANTARTICA! THE HOTEST (COLDEST.) BEACH ON EARTH!!!
(Discloser: None are real contacts or advertisements)”
On the 27th he wrote:
“HERE is the top ten 3-D stuff!: 1. 3-D movies 2. 3-D computer animation 3. 3-D skeches for houses and buildings 4. Real-life 3-D and more!!!”
On the 27th he wrote:
“THE #1 perfect Project IS “The Eye of The Pyramid”! YAAAAAAAAY!!!! (Fort.) For more info go to the Posts: “My perspective on the eye and the pyramid”, or “February 11″
On the 27th he wrote “Are you looking for some photos of us build forts on this site? Go to: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cooperativenotcollective/”
On the 27th he wrote
“Looking for a manga website? Go to: http://www.shonenjump.com”
On the 21st…
“Find the words “sam, aaron, and joe” then make a comment at About Fort Rochambeau: qiwdwaswasddwiytrevbkvxhkldhyuieowwhwjbsamightyrewdfghjkuaaronklrfrewqajoeptrxs”
On the 21st…
“One of my favorite forts I helped build was “The Eye of The Pyramid” because it was the shape of a pyramid which were two tables attached to each other standing up, and had a big sheet to cover the holes of the pyramid. It also had a entrance that was made out of cardboard. Chairs held the cardboard so it wouldn’t fall down. But it may hadn’t been finished with the help of Sam, Aaron , and Winifred.”
On the 21st…
“Find the word “Art Starz ” then send a comment at About Fort Rochambeau: wfstynwqjqjjjananxmxuioujwsbxnxmsuweyhaeartstarzwratqtgahsgwyqhquqgsgqyqura”
On the 20th…
“WELCOME TO THE “OFFICAL” WEBSITE OF FORT ROCHAMBEAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi! in this after-school program we make forts, drawings, printings, e.t.c. and put them together in this website. We also include photos of what we do in class.(Which is also on flikr.) If you think this site is plain boring, well don’t be down, we might be putting videos on this site! (I hope!)”
On the 20th…
“Hello dudes ! Do you like to read MANGA? MANGA is a Japanese word for comics. Its a book or magazine that reads right to left. The drawings of people in manga sometimes have big eyes and small noses. Yet I like the drawings in manga, more info on next week!”
For more of Joe’s hilarious posts, you’ll have to wait just a little bit.
YOUR PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED! MORE JOE SPOT!
Joe wrote on the 27th of February:
“Here at Art Starz we make art, art like: drawing, fort making, etc. Right now we are making this website, which is involved with art. The reason WHY I like Art Starz because I got good friends there, I like art, plus I LOVE MAKING THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
On the 27th he also wrote “Here is a very cool post that is only for adults! Ha! Ha! Ha! Today I ‘m here to talk about kids… They are no good for nothing savages!!! I mean come on! They are recess and steal my stuff!!! They are stupid too!!!! Now you know the truth about kids! (joke.)”
On the 29th…
“Post scripts: What are the names of the ancient civilizations from Mesopotamia? What is the name of the Egyptian boy king where his tomb is said to be cursed? What is the name of the island were the Minos lived? What is the name of the Roman city that was buried from a volcano? What is the name of the first emperor of China? How many years did the Qin dynasty last in China? more on next week! “
I guess you’ll just have to wait a teensy weensy bit for more…
On the 21st he wrote:
“Find the word “Art Starz ” then send a comment at About Fort Rochambeau: wfstynwqjqjjjananxmxuioujwsbxnxmsuweyhaeartstarzwratqtgahsgwyqhquqgsgqyqura”
On the 21st he wrote:
“One of my favorite forts I helped build was “The Eye of The Pyramid” because it was the shape of a pyramid which were two tables attached to each other standing up, and had a big sheet to cover the holes of the pyramid. It also had a entrance that was made out of cardboard. Chairs held the cardboard so it wouldn’t fall down. But it may hadn’t been finished with the help of Sam, Aaron , and Winifred.”
On the 21st…
“Find the words “sam, aaron, and joe” then make a comment at About Fort Rochambeau: qiwdwaswasddwiytrevbkvxhkldhyuieowwhwjbsamightyrewdfghjkuaaronklrfrewqajoeptrxs”
On the 27th…
“Here at Art Starz we make art, art like: drawing, fort making, etc. Right now we are making this website, which is involved with art. The reason WHY I like Art Starz because I got good friends there, I like art, plus I LOVE MAKING THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
On the 27th…
”
Here is a very cool post that is only for adults! Ha! Ha! Ha! Today I ‘m here to talk about kids… They are no good for nothing savages!!! I mean come on! They are recess and steal my stuff!!! They are stupid too!!!! Now you know the truth about kids! (joke.)”
On the 29th…
“Post scripts: 1. What are the names of the ancient civilizations from Mesopotamia? 2. What is the name of the Egyptian boy king where his tomb is said to be cursed? 3. What is the name of the island were the Minos lived? 4. What is the name of the Roman city that was buried from a volcano? 5. What is the name of the first emperor of China? 6.How many years did the Qin dynasty lasted? 7.What is the name of country where “Alexander The Great” was born? 8.What is the name of the dictator of Rome who was assassinated? 9.What is the name of the stone that was found in Egypt? (hint: The stone had three languages carved on it.) 10.What ancient civilization in Mesopotamia had one of the very first schools? 11.What caused the death of the first emperor of China? 12.What is the name of the country where Rome is located? 13.What is the name of the ancient city of Mesopotamia which is now Iraq? 14.What are “The Crystal Skulls?” 15.What is the name for the pottery soldiers found in China? “
on March 1st…
”
One time at Art Starz, Colder once took a picture of me with a snack bag in front of my head. When I looked at the photo, it looked liked I had a snack bag as a head! It was so funny! Then colder took some more photos of me with the snack bag as a head. (Even Maior took a picture of me with that snack bag!) Well, thats all!”
Wait just a bit please for more…
Joe wrote on March 8th
”
One pack of PAPER- 100 yen
THE UNITED STATES OF AMIRICA - 1.5 billion yen candy bar- 75 yen Japanese house- 1,000 yen Japanese ink- 200 yen These ads are from the JAPAN STORE from Tokyo.”
On the 8th…
“A HD TV for $300.00 GET 100% OFF! Computer for $200.00 GET 100% OFF! (SOLD OUT!) SWEET CAR (ANY COLOR.) FOR $400.00! GET 200% OFF! a life supply of video games for $100.00! GET 50% OFF! *All these items are from BETTER BUY!”
On the 8th…
“1. Japanese money sale 2. Sale from Better Buy 3. 2 ancient civilization games 4. snack head 5.March 3 6. fake ads and websites 7. News flash! Art… 8. Kinks 9. friends of Art Starz 10. Art Starz… a realy cool…”
On the 8th…
“Here are some websites about blogs: 1.www.vatkidrtuyi@ayrt 2. www.copertyq@boytrot.com/blog/drum 3. tarokf/.com/atblogboy.@#$%!.upee 4. zzz.hereisnotthekingofblogs.reefz@google.com 5. rampage@Aaron’santics/aaron/aron.spam (disclosure: These are all fake websites that do not excise on this earth…)”
Well folks, hang on for more of Joe’s Antics 
on the 21st he wrote
Rating of movie: 4 stars HORROR/COMEDY The most worst 50s like movie I have ever seen! It’s got Orson Wells in it! Funny, yet stupid! SCARY!!! This movie is funny, scary, and stupid at the same time!!!”
On the 15th…
“That’s right!!!! JOE’S SPOT LIVE will be touring websites across the world! With lots of posts, made by the one and only… JOSEPH HEROUX!!! He will be on stage live at the MFA, Boston, MA! It’s the MOST exciting page EVER!!!! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW BEFORE IT’S SOLD OUT!!!!”
That’s all for now…OR IS IT?… More of his fantastic posts next week, or today or anyother day!
On the 4th of April: “GET A FREE TICKET TO SEE THE NEXT BOSTON RED SOX GAME! IF THE RED SOX WIN TODAY, YOU WIN!!! 
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On the 12th of April: “Joe:Yes! It’s Rochambeau’s very odd spot!
Roch is on his way right now, he is fighting red coats at his fort. So please wait a moment.
WAITING…………..
Ah, here he is right now. Now Roch, tell me about your self.
Roch: Well, I have my very own name on a website called FORT ROCHAMBEAU. Any ways I was born…
………….. Now I am very deeply grateful that my name is on a website. I guess that I’m just a hero!
Joe: Thank you Rochambeau!”
Joe’s antics… to be continued…
On the 11th of April: “Fort Rochambeau is a great website to look at! It’s the #1 website!!”
More of Joe’s spot next week!!!
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Cool!
Was this page created to make fun of me just because I some times spell things wrong and some sentences don’t make sense!?! … HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
I am not making fun of you.
SURE YOU ARE…
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Why hello there, I am Miss Green. A teacher from some school from England. I teach math, to me math is a very fun thing! In fact, math is MORE FUN THAN THIS WEBSITE! HA! HA! HA! Q: What angle is this? L
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