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At the bottom there is a ‘translation’ from Aaron’s hieroglyphics which supposedly are handwriting, to English.

Mindman Part One… Mindman is in the Cave of Peril. How does he escape?!!!

Mindman Two

Mindman Part two… Mindman cleverly attains thei Nitser Juice!!!

 Mindman Part Three: An appearance from Mindman’s Arch Nemesis.  

 

Mindman Part Four.. Someone climbs a mountain. 

Mindman Five

Mindman Part Five… The Nitser Juice is in Danger! 

 Mindman Six

Mindman Part Six…is Mindman in a coma?

Mindman Seven

Mindman Part Seven… Horror!

Mindman Eight

Mind Man Part Eight: The last episode.

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Translation:

1:

We find Mindman where we left him, In the cave of Schnitzel (Egads)! He was after the treasure of Mrs. Vulture; the All powerful Nitser Juice!!! Suddenluy the door closed behind him, leaving him in total darknes!!!

Mindman: This is more of a gray.

He hears voices,

Voice 1: Get me a juice box!

Voice 2: Foolish Mortals!

Voice 3: Be Afraid!

Voice 4: Apu Nasasapinapepilan!

He talks to them.

Mindman: You know, you guys sound stressed. You want to talk about it?

2:

Ten hours later:

Voice 1: So mary broke up with me on Wednesday! After all I did for her!

Mindman: Let it out.

Mindman finally moves on to the next voice:

Mindman: What about you?

Voice 2: Shut up, you quack.

 Now he moved on to voice 3.

Voice 3: So my boss, Mrs. Vulture, says she’ll transfer me to the Drive through lanes!!!

 Then voice four.

Voice 4: Somebody keeps stealing our band’s harp, flute, drum, and trumpet!

Mindman: Okay, Time’s up.

Now he did the final thing:

Bill: 1 Million Trillion Dollars.

They can’t pay.

Voice 3: We can’t afford that!

Mindman: Yes you can!

Mindman: Thank’s for the Nitser Juice!

 Is this the end of the battle? Find out next time!

3:

The Adventures of: MINDMAN!

Psychiatrist by day, psychologist by night. Mindman pretends to be Mild mannered Dr. Scott, By day he pretends to be a psychiatrist for movie stars. But by night, his is MINDMAN, an LA psychologist, who fights crime. He is faster than Dial Up internet!!!

We find mindman where we last left him;

Mindman: Thanks for the Nitser Juice!!!

Menawhile in Lancaster County:

Ultra Violet Man: So, Mindman stole that Nitser juice, eh. I’ll see about that! To, fire that old fool, Vulture. I’ll plan a little ‘party’ for Mindman.Understand? And, let’s get this strait. Mindman is the pinata, and the Nitser juice is the party favor.

Tom: Yes, Master.

Will Mindman be turned into a Mexican Christmas tradition? Find out next time, on MINDMAN!!!

4.

Medulaoblongota mountain

Mindman: W0w, medulaoblongata mountain sure is peaceful.

Mr. Two: Freeze!

Mindman: Oh ho! It’s Mr. Two and his skinny dwarves. Good thing he’s standing on the…

Mindman: The Migrane Gyser. Oh no, the Nitser Juice!

Is all humanity doomed? Find out next time on Mindman!

5:

Cooler than a broken refrigerator…

Mindman became a psychologyst when he watched a hypnotic Dr. Phil episonde.

Dr. Phil: Ypu are becoming a psychologist.

Mindman: I am becoming a psychologist.

Mindman got his supersuit from a superyardsale.

Mindman: 50 cents for a super powered tie! 10 cents for cuffs of doom! What a great deal!

 We find our hero, the Nitser Juice, on a geyser. (Well he is co-hero with Mindman.)

Mindman: What? Oh yeah, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

(This all happened in two seconds.) What will happen t the Nitser Juice? Find out next time on,”The Fall”

6.

We;’re not even going to bother telling you what happened 2 seconds ago. Thankfully a pillow came out of nowhere saving the Nitser Juice from almost certain doom. Mindman was confused, but he should have been scared. (Meanwhile in Lancaster County.

Mindman: What?

Ultraviolet man: Hia gain! You’ve failed me number two! Your failure has made me grow shoulders, a neck, and hands.

Numer 2: Sorry Sir!

Ultraviolet Man: Well, I’ve returned to normal. Time for the second whack, at the pinata. Another Ambush! Oh, and, your turn is up. Your fired. You are now a voice in my cave. Practice.

Number Two: But, sir.

Ultra violet man: Practice!

Number Two: Get me a juice box.

Later…

Mindman: Oh, no! I’m falling!!! Oh, no. I fell into Sam’s comic!

Blue: It’s pointy hot!

Mindman: Oh, it was just a coma!

Or was he?!!! Find out next time, on, Mindman!!!

7:

Smarter than a Fifth Grader! We find him waking from a coma. And, he still lies there…

Mindman: Everything smells like oranges.

Seven hours later…

Mindman: Oh, no! Was actually transported to inside joke land!

Please, bear with us.

Blue: Prepare to be a-blue-terated!

Man 1: Hey! You stole that from Yellow Submarine!

Adventure: Hey I found the library card.

Man 1: That from “The Pagemaster” But that didn’t even make sense!

Adventure: Now we can go to horror!

Mindman: HORROR!!!!!

Man 2: A monster!!!

What could be possibly be so scary. Find out next time, on, MINDMAN!!!

8:

Scarier than a baby girraffe.

Mindman: Ahh. A monster. Oh my God! It’s halloween, and  need a costuem. Cool. I’m the devil. This is weird.

Ultraviolet man: I’m Mindman for Halloween, ,mister. Ha! I’m really Ultraviolet man!

Minamn: Ahh! I imagined you taller.

Ultraviolet man: Silence.

Well, that’s it.

Here is the Origin clip of the pumpkins:

Halloween Horrors